Just went to the supermarket to buy some eggs. Was told they’re charging £5 for 6 eggs so I said no thanks and started to walk away. Some bloke in the back just shouted “I’ll pay £10” and started shouting “the eggs chose me”. What a weird cunt.
⚽️⚽️⚽️ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DECLAN RICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DECLAN RICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS WORLD CLASS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏴
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