Asa Gillette

Christian, Deadhead, Florida Gator alumni, engineer, husband, business owner, dad and creature of habit. Life is based on entropy. The more the merrier.

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@NotABBWLover Been there with that stuff. Pretty brutal but it works. Better than being constipated though.

Try half the bottle next time.

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@PolitiBunny Government makes everything more expensive. I'm quite tired of it.

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@SpeakerJohnson Go home please and don't come back.

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@Oilfield_Rando Or bribe government officials.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

This is hard. Real hard. ❤️🇺🇸🔥

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@SenRandPaul And again, nothing will come from it.

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@ThePanic16 Dirt napping.

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@ChrisMartzWX Entropy. We wouldn't exist without it.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Isn’t it weird how unsubsidized consumer goods like TVs, appliances, clothes, all get cheaper and cheaper…while anything government puts its hands on, healthcare, housing, food, tuition, cars, utilities…just gets more and more unaffordable?

Oh well. Probably nothing.

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@JaniceDean Totally agree. It's really not close.

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

The great Hunter S. Thompson born on this day in 1937:

"I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe. I am quite sincere about some of the things that people take very lightly, and almost insultingly unconcerned about some of the things which most people take seriously. In short, I am basically antisocial: certainly not to an alarming degree, but just more so than I appear to be."

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@Super70sSports One of the top 10 movies of all time.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Cartoons and wrestling

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Night two of Billy Strings in the books at Portsmouth. Great two night run boys. It was my pleasure.

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Billy time again.

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@Jimi_Stella Makes me sad. I still love your posts.

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

I mowed the lawn today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "nothing". The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.

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@JaniceDean Everything in government is corrupt.

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@Super70sSports And if you didn't put it on your tongue, you're a pussy.

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@CyborgPeds @MoronPundit Very well said and very true.