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If your own app isn’t correct then you seriously need to fix it. Why advertise an app and have ALL your staff refer you to it if it’s not fucking correct

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@Translink_QLD can you guys please confirm which bus stop it is to get on the 234 to kangaroo point. For the last 2 days I have gone to this stop, signalled for the driver only to have them drive straight past. If I don’t catch this bus I am late for work and have to walk

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@StuartLock I used to terrorise my siblings with it when they were misbehaving

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@123itsmeMary I’m turning 24 and only just completing my learners hours. Driving is so damn scary. I was far too scared when I was younger, now that im older I feel better but it’s still scary.

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They refused to give me a new script. Then to then return back to them 3 weeks later because I had developed skin issues from showering so much due to OCD and for them to say “oh no what happened”

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@_celia_bedelia_ I fucking hate my period. I hate crying all the time, I hate getting so angry. I have OCD, getting my period sends me flying off the handle and I deal with the results of that for weeks after. Got in so much trouble with my doctor for taking my birth control constantly.

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@drlucyhutner @EM_RESUS My little sister had this! She was 12 when it was diagnosed and 15 when she had her operation for it, they had student doctors and everything come in to watch the surgery because apparently it’s rare in children?

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@michaelmeloni This reminds me of going to my dad’s. We used to eat these early Saturday morning before taking my brother to swimming lessons

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@hankgreen Why do we hallucinate with drugs like LSD

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@jersey8934 @missmulrooney I wasn’t allowed to refer to anyone as she. My mum would always scream at me “SHES the cats mother” like wtf am I supposed to do with that Terri

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@quality_nguyen Yeah sorry I’m not getting close enough to a fucking spider to count its eyes.

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@clairebearian My siblings and I used to scream punch buggy green (colour of the car) and punch each other as hard as we could in the arm.

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@IskanderKeena She knew me from a few times we had caught the same train and usually stuck together, the first night we realised he was late picking her up I told my dad that we would be staying until she got picked up. Never saw her again after Covid but I hope she’s well

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@IskanderKeena When I was a young teen I trained my dad, he used the catch the super late trains at night and every so often there was a girl my age travelling to see her boyfriend. The prick was always late leaving her alone at the station so my dad would wait with her till he arrived.

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@disposablecare_ Me with Chappell Roan, heard red wine supernova the day after her concert in Sydney

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@AllisonRFloyd My sister and I often yell simultaneously “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT” and throw our hands up. There also “YOU SEE THAT LEVER BESIDE YOUR STEERING WHEEL. ITS CALLED AN INDICATOR. USE IT” or my favourite “WANKER”

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@thebloomix I could have sworn seeing them as mermaids???

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@Teddie2pointO I desperately wanted to break my leg as a kid. I got upset when I broke my elbow because it wasn’t as cool as breaking a leg. I just really want crutches. I was also the kid who wanted a tornado to hit their town because they wanted to attention from it - mind you I live in Aus

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@PicturesFoIder Just a fun fact. This is also a fetish

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@jzux Happened with me and a girl I knew, hated her and just couldn’t not hate her. She ended up seriously injuring one of my friends intentionally falling off of a stunt during a cheer performance because she “wasn’t getting enough attention” after a breakup she had recently had