Ashley Patterson

SAHM trying to find the humor in parenting. Sports fan, especially of the St Louis Cardinals.

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

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[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

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Every Dexter fan right now #DexterNewBlood

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[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

@Writer_DG They are some of the quickest reads I’ve ever read!

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

I was listening to Carnaval Del Barrio @InTheHeightsLDN & @Lin_Manuel’s part came on & my 2 year old pipes up from the back seat to ask, “Is that Hamilton?” 😱 Can you tell I listen to the @HamiltonMusical soundtrack ALL the time? 😅😂 #Hamilton #Hamilkids

[kate @reputationism]

aaron burr introducing a song about hamilton: how does this bastard dumbass fucking idiot-

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

@iSaidWTFiSaid I will watch it!! Have you seen Hamilton yet?? He is amazing in it!

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

I think #jonathangroff is my new fave actor. He has the depth to thrill my kids in #Frozen he & his spittle absolutely stole the show as King George in #Hamilton and he plays the 1970s crime-solving profiler Holden Ford on #Mindhunter #ihaveacrush

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

@iSaidWTFiSaid Be sure not to let anyone buy them the Elsa doll that sings Into the Unknown then 🙃🙃🙃 #sendhelp #elsamightjustrunoutofbatteries

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

@iSaidWTFiSaid I LOVE him in Mindhunter!! Now you’re making me want to go watch Glee just for him 🤣🤣

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

The new season of @QueerEye is just the kind of positivity we all need in this crazy world right now! #QueerEye #fabfive

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

Geeking out over this gift for my GranGran who is 84 today! She first started reading these amazing books in the 90’s, but lost her original copy of Outlander. She got me hooked on the series, so I wanted to replace it with something special! #outlander @Writer_DG @poisonedpen

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

@jvn first I fell in love with you on @QueerEye now I am LIVING for your Getting Curious podcast. Thanks for discussing important issues and never being afraid to ask questions! Your personality brings me back for more, you are my favorite! ❤️ #gettingcurious #podcasts

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

Husband at 10pm on Christmas Eve: “what are the kids getting for Christmas?” #MerryChristmasEve #dads #momlife #santa

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

@POTUS @realDonaldTrump @BetsyDeVosED @SenAlexander @SenatorTimScott Isn’t this the twitter version of liking your own post?? 😂

[Ashley Patterson @AshCPatterson]

You might be a parent if you’re having a debate with your toddler at lunch over which @danieltigertv character lives in which house #danieltiger #misselainalivesinthemuseumgoround #pbs #wontyoubemyneighbor #hadtousegoogletoprovemyselfright

[Outlander Universe @Outlander_STARZ]

We're so excited, we just can't hide it. Today was the last table read of Season 5, which means #Outlander will be back before you know it.