Ash Houghton

Every day is an adventure when you have no agenda. Try something new, live and laugh, play as hard as you work.

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

Please don’t close my office door, my @SkyUK broadband is polite and only comes into the room when the door is open…..#FirstWorldProblems

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

@SkyUK “your broadbands fine Mr Houghton” me “really 3mbps is fine?” #beingrippedoff

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@gmptraffic

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@Ginofantastico BUM HOLE 🍑

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@jessica_wett95 No, chances are you’re fannys like the Mersey tunnel or at best like a 2nd hand dart board! Get a real job

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

@Facebook how do I appeal a ban? I was being harassed and fought back yet I get the ban?! Help me understand

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

@HighwaysNWEST @florenceisobel @culturedclub @LancsRoadPolice @gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice @NWAmbulance @OfficialTfGM @manctraffic Thanks! Hope southbound is opening soon and everyone involved is ok

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

@culturedclub @HighwaysNWEST @LancsRoadPolice @gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice @NWAmbulance @OfficialTfGM @manctraffic #arewenearlythereyet #dadneedawee 😂

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@HighwaysNWEST @LancsRoadPolice @gmptraffic @NWmwaypolice @NWAmbulance @OfficialTfGM @manctraffic Hi, will traffic already on the motorway be taken off? Thanks

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@HeartlandOnCBC @GrahamWardle @Amber_Marshall wtf! #heartland14 very sad 😢

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@SquiresAndrew91 What a penalty….oh wait 🤯

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@SquiresAndrew91 how is this 9 years ago #olddddd

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@WiganCouncil knob heads! Is it really too much to much to ask your idiot staff to throw a box in a bin wagon! Useless idiots!

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

@NoelClarke wins a bafta and suddenly everyone’s been sexually harassed 🥱 #boreoff and @ITV & @BAFTA what happened to innocent until proven guilty #youshouldbeashamed

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

@walkers_crisps definitely #crispin can’t beat a good ham sarnie with cheese and onion crisp 🤤

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@VirginMoney Mine is working 👌 all these moaning buggers to sort out now! Just remember people no one forces you to bank with VM!

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

@GMPLeigh Well done, meanwhile there’s still a load of kiddy fiddling drug dealing robbing nob heads in our town! 🙄🙄

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

Hey @goustocooking wouldn’t it be a good idea to add a tick box to your webpage that lets people tell you if they have the recipe card already? I have a cupboard full if you’d like the duplicates back

[Ash Houghton @AshIsATw1t]

@BettyWarton @EE Yes me too! My son also needs data that I can’t send him, #Refund for the days he’s not been able to use his phone? #Dreamland