Ash Lynch

lost in all the sheets and old pillows...

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

In the suction section... I know, right?

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Being an optimist sucks...

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Even the fortune cookie can't be bothered...

[Off Without a Hutch @OffTheHutch]

An Adele remix? Perfect now I can dance and cry at the same time.

[Jen @lionheaded_]

Wrong hole.
Wrong hole.
Wrong hole.
Wrong hole.
-trying to put on my distressed denim jeans

[Dark Rothko @DarkRothko]

the best things in life are fleeting

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

By Monday this will all seem stupid, right... Ugh Sunday I might hate you this one time

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Ok so when is it officially over? After no texts in 12 or 24 hrs? Asking for a friend

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Almost got crushed in the aggressive elevator doors...
#ourland2016

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Hey, at least between the 2 of us we're a fully dressed person...

[Dark Rothko @DarkRothko]

brb falling to pieces

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Doe, a unicorn, a female unicorn
Bae, a shortening of babe
Me, the one within my selfie
So? the fucks I do not give
- The Sound of Twitter.

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Bruises? They happen if you're an aggressive table leg straddler... Just ask @fayresque

[elizabeth @Elizasoul80]

I can't believe I have to live in my body for my whole life.

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

You only went halfway? Oh honey, I went all the way down...

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Gah. There's so many sick people here.
At the hospital

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Looking for hot dogs at the Bellagio with @fayresque

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

There's no such thing as gods day here, @fayresque

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat.

No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo.

[Ash Lynch @AshLynch1]

Clacking wheels? I thought a wee centaur was strolling through Terminal 3...