Dammit Larry 🌈

This is a goat appreciation account now. And cheese. And cake. Fuck it, food.

Header by the uber talented @catchesangels

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat.

No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@CadentGasLtd Apparently your workers don't think we need safe access to our properties. Dug the paths up on Friday, literally blocking them off, tearing up mud and grass, and not a soul in sight today! Literally left it looking like a bomb site! B15.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

Got @KathyBurke bio from Christmas and wow..just wow!

Beautiful telling of memories and experiences without the fluffy bollocks.

Icon/Iconic. ❤️

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

When you think that Haunted was one of the most disturbing & grotesque books you've ever read...then you find @AronHorror .

Dude....🤣💀

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@nxwestmidlands what's happening with the 23/24? Nothing for 40 mins now

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@nxwestmidlands Which makes sense, only that was 6+ hours ago and every other service mentioned has had at least 3/4 buses arrive at any given time. It's just very frustrating is all.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@nxwestmidlands what's happening to the 4/4As at Moor Street? 3 haven't arrived and when they do, down as out of service.

Treble amount of people now waiting for what will be a single decker when it arrives.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@nxwestmidlands So what are the problems? Same issue again today. It seems to hit the same route, never an explanation.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@StevieB81579946 @LubkowskiIrene @KennethMic97261 @TRobinsonNewEra It wasn't specifically called Turkey, but the land/area existed.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

A letter to my Ex:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

GET FUCKED!

Never yours,
Larry

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@cakevans App surfing

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My sibling worries me...

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@karanbirtinna To me, it was a chewsday

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

At this point, I don't care what colour romper/cat suits are.

They better have a nice flavour given that they'll ride so far up my arse I can taste them.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

I heard dolphins are now throwing starfish at sailors. Shine on you sea ninjas.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@treydayway I take pride in my ugly pics man!

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@MWApeRescue Tuan today. Magnificent!

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@BlackKnight10k Prometheus should be nuked from Orbit.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

Summertime living on a council estate:

Pro:
UB40's Red Red Wine played as loud as possible on repeat.

Con:
UB40's Red Red Wine played as loud as possible on repeat.

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

@Mill3nnialmh @PaulnotBrian Thank you! Flat footer as well and they near on cripple me!

[Dammit Larry 🌈 @DammitLarry1]

Tracing your ancestors and finding out you're related to...wait for it...Fanny Washer.

I can't make this shit up!
#ancestors