Ashley Perkins

Arsenal fan, drunk raconteur and purveyor of souls.

[Ashley Perkins @AshP1979]

Equanimity.

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@Rod_Studd Chapeau 👏

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@FootyAccums Deffo a red coming out tonight

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@curtiswoodhous8 He’s got character. I just hope the devastating knockout vs Allen hasn’t changed him too much. Like you say, heavyweight boxing has nowhere for you to hide.

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@nickgoff79 Quality Tweet.

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@PompeyPedro I feel like his best chance of getting the ball to Haaland is about 9 seconds in the video. Check back, switch ball to left and play the pass then. Obvs I’m not a professional footballer so I might be talking absolute nonsense

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@Wilbur_01 @GE0RGINIO Well played sir.

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@nickgoff79 Common theme with Aussies, always on some macho bullshit mission to assert dominance. Lost count of the number I’ve seen sat back down after standing up to force the point. Highlight probably the guy who got flattened with an A-board outside the bar I worked at in Wanchai.

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@bootlegger1974 Interested to see if McGregor has anything left in the tank

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@racingblogger No.

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@clarkaw Let’s not forget it’s easy to not speak ill of the dead. Or to speak about them at all, if we’re being fair. Much more fun to be cunty though, I’m guessing is your perspective.

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@KazP19 I hope you create an impact enough for someone somewhere to say something similar about you in the event of your passing. Talking ill of the dead like this is the ugliest of things.

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@santanderukhelp I hear you - just trying to keep the phone line free for those that can’t use the app so well. Thanks for the speedy reply

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@santanderukhelp hi folks - trying to make contact with you through the app. Been nearly 6 hours so far. Have DM’d re: this

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@CarverEmily Small balls the size of a Mars planet?

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@seeley_nigel Almost perfect by England to this point

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@seeley_nigel Crazy - felt there was a foul on Odegaard in the buildup though which might have negated the penalty award

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@nickgoff79 Thought there was a foul on the buildup on Odegaard which doesn’t appear to have been looked at

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@fesshole Knowing you’d taken the time to ensure you were presentable for such a deed was the only comfort to her…

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@DanDartsDawson Absolute madness.