Ashley Blakemore

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Burger. He thinks he’s invisible. Would’ve pulled it off if it weren’t for his wiggles. 13/10 still very sneaky

[Mariana, MSM🦙 @MaryAnnaBananaa]

so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

the only news I have the bandwidth for today

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

As I always tell my kids, how you exit any situation says a lot about you. Always go out with class and elegance and manners. So disappointing that no one in Trump family, not one person stood up to show up to honor their country tomorrow. That is a disgrace.

[Ashley Blakemore @AshleyBlakemore]

@blakemoreellie She won’t see this, she’s busy making her husband a sandwich

[Ashley Blakemore @AshleyBlakemore]

When your dad surprises your mom with a brand new Range Rover...

[Ashley Blakemore @AshleyBlakemore]

Idk now I’m thinking it really wasn’t that hard for Nicholas cage to steal the Declaration of Independence

[Terra 🕷️ @BR0WNSGA]

It’s harder to get in a Trader Joe’s during a pandemic than it is the capitol

[🍯🪴✨ @agavedelacasa]

aaaand just like that, blue lives matter didn’t matter anymore

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The holidays are over, y'all. It’s back to that 9 to 5 😉 #MondayMotivation

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[Ashley Blakemore @AshleyBlakemore]

@ChaseRiceMusic Didn’t you make a joke about covid to promote your new song? You sure seem to have a lot of sympathy now...

[EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds]

Deadliest days in American history:

1. Galveston Hurricane - 8,000
2. Antietam - 3,600
3. 9/11 - 2,977
4. Last Thursday - 2,861
5. Last Wednesday - 2,762
6. Last Tuesday - 2.461
7. Last Friday - 2,439
8. Pearl Harbor - 2,403

[June Diane Raphael @MsJuneDiane]

This is the text I just received after asking my best friend ( pulmonary and critical care doctor) how she was doing. #WearAMask #SocialDistance

[Ashley Blakemore @AshleyBlakemore]

Sext:

[Chino @Al_Sanchino]

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

[Ashley Blakemore @AshleyBlakemore]

U could literally end homelessness with your own money... why haven’t u done it?

[Ashley Blakemore @AshleyBlakemore]

😂😂💀💀

[whoisthebaldguy @whoisthebaldguy]

How we landed a fly on Mike Pence's head. #Debates2020

[Ashley Blakemore @AshleyBlakemore]

Special thanks to the Kardashians for reminding us that pandemics are really only for poor people🙂