jackfruit jam enthusiast

mmm wire

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@sama What if you just talked to your children

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

If exceptional conditions can justify pellet guns, why don’t they justify some cuss words?

[Paul W. Swaney III @paulswaney3]

Whatever product manager came up with the “seems like AI slop” button for LinkedIn deserves a raise

[𝐁𝐈𝐉𝐔 ™️ @Bijutweetz]

Hiran scene would have broken the sound barrier of cheers 😭😭😭😭😭

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

Although Pradhan resigned, his resignation letter shows zero remorse and zero accountability and The government is acting like they are the victims; ministers are queuing up on social media to praise him with long essays, treating him like a martyr rather than a corrupt loser.

[Swastik @muah_marijuana]

The fact that you have more to say against reservation than against casteism is exactly why we still need reservation

[ದರಿದ್ರ @filtercoffeee]

Y'all the sticker dropped 😭😭😭

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

How dare you threaten students for exercising their democratic rights?

Please note, you are the ones that will be held accountable when the time comes.

[shams @shaambhaviiii]

the worst person you know is still whining about reservation in big 2026 instead of addressing the actual issue

[Sanjay Sipahimalani @SanSip]

“Don’t make it political,” says the party that has turned movies, music, social media, petrol, employment, education, and the value of the rupee into a political battleground.

[Press Trust of India @PTI_News]

We will thrash anyone who tries to disrupt our peaceful protest in Mumbai on July 26: Raj Thackeray.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

India needs a strong Government. Modi does not matter. I can go back & open a tea stall. But, the nation can't suffer anymore.

[🚀🚀 @P4BL0G4V1_]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Socratesino @Socratesino]

Il est méconnaissable… en plus c’est la 1ère fois que je le vois porter une cravate

[αdil @ixadilx]

Another gem of Akhilesh Yadav.