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Machinist, Geek, General snarky a-hole... follow at your own risk.

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@GroovyBruce Holy crap...

Look at me, I'm a starstruck idiot... I don't even have my glasses on.

Fingerguns?
FINGERGUNS!!??

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@SmashJT You seem awful worked up about it...

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@ApumpkinGal02 @jaredpajama @pubity

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@WraithLette @StellarBlade So...

You must hate yourself.

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@tyga12187 Why would you have more kids than you can afford to house properly?

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@Grummz Where's your crowdfunded game at?

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@daamiedwards

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@Boxreport Hollywood doesn't care about non-domestic BO.

It looks good on paper, but has little to no impact on bottom line.

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@DCsKnightmare

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@TheeMissGlaze Haven't played a Tekken since 5...

Still dabble in Street Fighter, so...

Tifa.

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@FINALLEVEL These:

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@JQuinteros63 @ItzJustSebaa Reading ain't your strong suit.

I'm still laughing at the joke that is the SnyderFan™️...

Every desperate plea for Saudi funding, every hashtag, every electronic billboard, every AI slop pic, every post seething over a dog...

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@theshinecomics Wasn't apart?

So Snyder was involved?

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@ItzJustSebaa Drink that AI slop up...

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@HistorianUSA1 I have a card in my wife's account.
I have been to Costco without her on many occasions and had no problem.

She's a retarded fucksock.

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@shotsofAbeer Snyder got off on the porn drawn in the margin of Catholic bibles...

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@The4thTurtleNyC

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@theshinecomics Because a great joke never gets old.

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@GoToThePictures Wait wait wait...

A Horror game in the Trek universe with Ensign Ro as the main protagonist?

Welcome back, Michelle!

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@GhostFrom3S Right?

El Fuerte was just too spicy for all these plebs...

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@Lattrodon @Tectone Damn really? I thought they fell off with Jak 2...