Asshole Parent

Can't please them all the time

[Meagan Harmon @MeaganHarmon13]

"You always pee when I need to!" (6yrold)
"How am I supposed to know when you have to go?"
"MY FACE!!!" @AssholeParent

[QuickTipsForNewDads @TipsForNewDads]

Because her parents wouldn't let her lick the salt of every tortilla chip and put them back. This #MondayFeeling was by @AssholeParent

[QuickTipsForNewDads @TipsForNewDads]

Because her parents bought her an overpriced Peppa Pig costume. Which she really wanted. #MondayFeeling from @AssholeParent and @mrsgstar

[ViFa @VictoriaGF5737]

I'm an @AssholeParent b/c I wouldn't let my 2 YO go INTO and run thru every house on Halloween.

[QuickTipsForNewDads @TipsForNewDads]

Because her parents made her a spaceship. Which she asked for. This #MondayFeeling is from @AssholeParent and @meeshelle_g
#assholeparent

[QuickTipsForNewDads @TipsForNewDads]

Because his dad wouldn't let him run into a four-lane street of traffic. This #MondayFeeling was provided by @AssholeParent and @kiddocosio

[QuickTipsForNewDads @TipsForNewDads]

Because she wanted to choose the music at dinner time. And her parents let her. This #MondayFeeling was provided by @AssholeParent

[Asshole Parent @AssholeParent]

@Ghost_to_World you have some experience on you, then. I love it!

[xxx sexy porn @ltkbg]

@AssholeParent

[Lauren 🩲 @lllaurenA]

My son is upset because I made supper for him. @AssholeParent #parenting

[Montana Hobbs @MontanaHobbs]

I'm an @AssholeParent because I won't let her eat a paper towel.

[Martha Rough @MarthaRough]

My daughter's friend thinks she can call boys and video chat on her phone here.
No, dear. You're 10, and I told your mother 😈 @assholeparent

[Asshole Parent @AssholeParent]

@A_Edwards620
Daddy is NOT caving! 😂

[Alyssa Edwards @A_Edwards620]

My husband is an @AssholeParent because he wouldn't let him play with his vape juice...

[sara tirabasso @ritonbasso]

I'm an @AssholeParent because we went for a bike ride and daddy rode ahead with her big sister

[Hallie Stoffal @Hallie_Stoffal]

3 year old quote of the day, she's tattling on daddy. "MOMMY! Daddy said SHIT!" @rfields1234 @AssholeParent

[Asshole Parent @AssholeParent]

@krosekuhl
Always here for you!! 💜