QuickTipsForNewDads

Daily dad tips, jokes, quotes & musings from Dave Burton, a rookie dad to Mia (6yrs) & William (4yrs). I also made an iPhone app for new dads. Link in biog.

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A lot of excitement for tonight’s story time as “Fantastically Great Women Who Made History” has finally arrived, from the talented @KateisDrawing. Mia and William are very excited to hear more about Valentina Tereshkova (first woman in space) 🚀 #girlpower #inspirationalwomen

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#30Seconds #playmatters

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Parenting Pro Tip:

Sometimes letting the toddler bang away on the xylophone is less noisy than NOT letting the toddler bang away on the xylophone.

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@KateisDrawing Absolutely brilliant! Sign me up right now. Where do I get one for my 5yo daughter? #GirlPower

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Well they do say there’s no point in crying over spilt milk. Via @dads.club #cats #toddlers #parenting #spiltmilk #toddlerlife

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@HowToBeADad I thought that’s what sleeping bags were invented for.

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I know swaddling is great for securing a child's random motions so they can rest, but is it still effective if they're 8 years old?

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And you thought you were having a bad day? Via @AwsomeDads #drunkdriving #drunkdriver #toddler #parenting #parentinghumor #dadlife #naptime

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We just released a new version of our FREE iPhone app for new dads! Follow the link to download: https://t.co/5W5vvUxE5Z

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Karma. Via @LifeofDadShow

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When kids are growing up, can they go feral, because it really seems like they can go feral.

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Because the people on the plane in the sky wouldn't wave back at her. This #MondayFeeling was provided by @reasonsmychildiscrying #NewDad

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Pretty much my weekend summed up in one post. Via @thoughts.of.a.first.time.dad #tiredparents #tiredmum #tireddad

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My kid put on a helmet so he could bounce a ball and hit himself in the head, so I guess I don't have to worry about college tuition.

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If my boys peed acrylic latex my bathroom would be completely repainted by 7 AM every morning.

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Kids: I don't wanna wash my hair!

Parents: Well I don't want my clothes soaked from top to bottom. But here we are.

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This dad is definitely winning in my eyes. Via @thebaddadsclub #dadsanddaughters #dadlife

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Someone's not happy about the arrival of their new baby brother or sister. Via @thebantologist #newbrother #newsister #evictionnotice

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Because her mum wouldn't let her lock herself inside the refrigerator. This #MondayFeeling was provided by @AssholeParent and @lunaswulf