aubrie devry

meep merp. IG & SC: aubriedevry she/her

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I was hungry, but you passed a bill that cut funding for food stamps so billionaires could get more tax breaks.

I was thirsty, but you removed environmental protections and left me without clean water.

I was a stranger, but ICE agents arrested me and put me in a concentration camp surrounded by alligators.

I was sick, but you cut billions of dollars from Medicaid and I couldn’t get the healthcare I needed.

I was in prison, but you left me there in unconscionable conditions because you made money off of it.

Whatever you did to the least of these, my siblings, you did to me.

(how I think Jesus would have phrased Matthew 25 if he was preaching in America right now)

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[aubrie devry @AubrieNield]

i am not about the jurassic park/world theme song. it evokes far too much emotion in me for reasons i cannot explain and quite frankly it is rude and uncalled for

[GrossedOut @Faizanli]

Everyone is so 'thrilled' on linkedin. Dude its only work, just chill.

[aubrie devry @AubrieNield]

@megsanalien “Ope! One sec!” absolutely shameful

[aubrie devry @AubrieNield]

why is it only socially acceptable to order a wrap or a salad at a work lunch. y’all can have fun trying to shove enormous pieces of lettuce in your mouth and I’ll be over here slurping up my delicious Alfredo thank you very much

[izzy @spidermannwh]

it’s march 31st so happy april ludgate accidentally scheduling 94 meetings for ron swanson day to all who celebrate

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

did a plant write this

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[donni saphire @donni]

Are you anxious or just fully aware of the many threats that exist

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

in a way we're all just ravioli

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

It's true that we all have 24 hours each day, but each person has different pressures. In Queer Eye, Bobby has 24 hours to renovate a 5 bedroom house. Antoni has 24 hours to throw together a cute lil salad.