M. Guzeman

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

@WasabiUltimate updates on semis??

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

DPS koala 111?

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

The winter of 23/24 is really shaping up to see which twin tip ~110mm comp ski “quiver killer” is gonna win

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

What’s your bet?
Rossi sender 110
Nordica unleashed 108
Moment Countach 110
Sego Comp 110
????

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

Does NSP do a pro deal for ibuprofen?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow

[UDOT Cottonwood Canyons @UDOTcottonwoods]

🚧#RoadClosureUpdate🚧
👋 LCC travelers, #SR210 still CLOSED due to ongoing @UDOTavy avalanche mitigation & slide debris clean up operations required.

Crews estimate this slide at White Pine is up to 15’ deep/300’ wide.

ETO is still unknown - we will provide a time when known

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

Lemme eat tasty junk food

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

I dislike the trend of dairy/gluten/veggy alternatives to Also be “healthy”
Like I don’t want low cal ice cream I just want ice cream that doesn’t make me yak

[Bike Lake City @bikelakecity]

[1/5]
Q: Hey Ben, what’s the worst way to build a gondola up the canyon?

A: The worst way? I suppose the worst way would be to build a giant parking garage at the mouth of the canyon and run it from there. to add insult, you’d offer limited stops and seasonal service only.

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

@UTSnowHydro @rowanfwarren

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

@trav4_TRD Dating trouble?

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

Frozen meat and need to thaw it? Just toss in the dryer with your duvet, bonus fluffing while it warms up!

[NWS Salt Lake City @NWSSaltLakeCity]

👀❄Updated storm totals:

❄48" Sundance Mid Mtn
❄43" Brighton
❄37" Alta
❄32" Snowbird
❄24" Snowbasin
❄23" Powder Mtn
❄12" South Jordan/Daybreak
❄6" Evanston, WY
❄ 7" Mendon
❄ 7" Tooele
❄ 5" Bountiful
❄ 4.2" Alpine

#utwx #wywx

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

The alta Instagram silence was deafening today #bccftw

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

…3rd is the one with the hairy chest

[Utah Daily Snow @WasatchSnow]

Via @FlakesPodcast -- Top 10 list of seasonal snowfall in North America:

10. @palisadestahoe 163"
9. @Sierra_at_Tahoe 167"
8. @SolitudeMTN 177"
7. @borealmtn 181"
6. @WH2O 187"
5. @jhski 190"
4. @resortalyeska 197"
3. @BrightonResort 201"
2. @Snowbird 204"
1. @AltaSkiArea 225"

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

A bunch of Crooks! https://t.co/QMR477Xh37

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

@lukestrohbehn That would ruin his palate for subtle tastes

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

I’m about to out-garlic the pope and his silly garlic hat with these roasted veggies

[M. Guzeman @Augoostus]

Why can’t airplane toilets just be little tubes out the back of the plane 😩