Sylvester

Enjoying every moment of existence.

[Sylvester @Austin2Sly]

Remember that your life always starts today, nothing good can happen tomorrow or yesterday, only in the present.

Notice the good things that surround you and appreciate that they are a part of your life.

[Sylvester @Austin2Sly]

@DyFrex2 @TomPelissero @PetersonSports Tyreek hill??

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

@AustinScottGA08 Austin, in 2021, you were the top political trader.

You sold FuelCell Energy, $FCEL, on 2021-01-14, after buying on 2020-10-30, for a 780% gain.

You sat on the Commodity Exchanges, Energy, and Credit subcommittee.

Any comment?

[Sylvester @Austin2Sly]

@OhItsTeddy @GretaThunberg This tweet is a waste of carbon

[Dave Kluge @DaveKluge]

Setting my fantasy lineups in Week 1 vs setting waiver claims in Week 12

[teryn @youngtiddy]

did u vote indica or sativa

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[kb @karinasophia12]

Somebody said NFL concussion protocol woulda let JFK back in the parade 😭😭😭😭😭

[need her @shittyboyz05]

the magic school bus could be in your ass rn and you wouldn’t even know

[Jeff @TheFantasyEng]

“The next game will consist of finding a usable RB on the waiver wire”

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

a forth Loko has hit the south tower

[teryn @youngtiddy]

remember to leave milk and cookies out for Bush tonight

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine saying that we must take scripture literally, then grumbling when people’s debts are literally being forgiven.

[GL @gldivittorio]

You’re laughing. Military recruiters are going to have to make a whole new slideshow now and you’re laughing.

[CardinalsKon @Horny4ArtHoes]

the cardinals are having too much sex

[Sylvester @Austin2Sly]

@YeahSkoraYeah All that training is finally paying off

[chase @_chase_____]

“gummy vitamins are useless” oh i didn’t realize having a regularly scheduled scrumptious little morsel was “useless” but ok

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Made a playlist for your weekend hike

[angie @awngie]

Cocktails????? You had me at cock!!!!!

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

me:

the pirate i kicked in the crotch: