Austin Brandriet

Try something new. Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

[Austin Brandriet @AustinBrandriet]

@peta is a joke.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

@SpeakerPelosi Your insider trading has been above the law for your entire career... sit down.

[Dr. Roger Marshall @RogerMarshallMD]

MEGA THREAD🧵 In the next few months, Americans will be filing their taxes. Their hard-earned money should be going towards providing for their families during this record inflation caused by Joe Biden. Instead, this is what their elected officials will be spending it on:

[Chairman @WSBChairman]

Remember when the UN said a $6B donation from @elonmusk could end world hunger, and people raged at him for not doing it?

Well, your government is spending another $50B on war and $0 on world hunger.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

If there was a drunk driving ban, Nancy Pelosi's husband wouldn't have been able to do that today...

[John Schreiber @johnschreiber]

Keep hearing of train burglaries in LA on the scanner so went to #LincolnHeights to see it all. And… there’s looted packages as far as the eye can see. Amazon packages, @UPS boxes, unused Covid tests, fishing lures, epi pens. Cargo containers left busted open on trains. @CBSLA

[Matt Dancho (Business Science) @mdancho84]

😂😂😂

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

Well it sure stopped a lot of negative behavior at Sheila Clark’s house and I was socially competent enough to know I was gone speak to folks, respect adults, and be polite as hell! Not sure if this global study went to the right houses.

[Dean Cain @RealDeanCain]

🤣

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Two Fauci emails. In one he says that masks are for sick people. In the other he admits that asymptomatic spread is rare. So why were people with no symptoms wearing masks for a year? It’s almost like it was all a charade.

[Town Drunk 🥃 @WaltELovegren]

So you want me to get vaccinated but you don't want to buy my beef because I vaccinated them. The hypocrisy is mind boggling. 🤔

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

Happy birthday to the biggest badass that ever drove a racecar. 🐐

[Jeff Riley @lifeof_riles]

He's such a great president that they even have to fake him talking to the press.

[Craig 🇺🇸 @CVDmarkets]

Why are GMOs bad but fake meat is good?

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

If coal miners can learn to code so can hedge fund managers.

[Jordan Schachtel @JordanSchachtel]

Today, hedge funds called in favors to have trading shut down for specific companies across several giant platforms so they could buy time to gather in private to decide what to do next. If that's not market manipulation, I don't know what is.

[Ryan Odens @odiegarfield77]

So Nancy Pelosi buys Tesla stock, couple days later Biden announces government vehicles all be electric...isn’t that insider trading?

[Kern @mocornfarmer]

Can someone explain the science behind why you can carry a $100 bill for months, but the instant you break it, all the change is gone in 2 days?

[Lance Gooden @Lancegooden]

Executive orders by president in the first week of office.

Joe Biden: 33

Barack Obama: 5

Donald J. Trump: 4

Bill Clinton: 1

George W. Bush: 0

Remember when Democrats accused Mr. Trump of being a dictator?

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Jeff Bezos is literally the top expert on mail in the country and he doesn't trust mail-in ballot elections

What does that tell you?