Austin John Essam

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

@emirates @EmiratesSupport EK12 LGW>DXB cancelled today. Your app is telling us we are now due to depart at 10:05am - Thursday 18th April. No email confirmation??

The level of support is nonexistent. No response on phone, email or DM?

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

@ExpressTestUK this isn’t acceptable, I’ve spoken to 5 customer service agents today that have all provided conflicting information regarding our PCR test. 2 failed amendments & £240 later we aren’t any closer to getting this resolved. Need an urgent response. #PCRGATE

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

Urgent need of 2 EDC City Camping ticket for Saturday, DM me if you can help? @edc_uk @CityCamping #EDC2016

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

What. A. Game. 😂 Yessss Boys #LFC

[ComputerWeekly @ComputerWeekly]

Dyn debuts SaaS-based datacentre performance monitoring tool: http://t.co/wx89Qm07G7

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

@ArronHopkinson nice bit of recycled banter there pal, could be worse. Could actually look like you've had a stroke 😂

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

Stuart Broad take a bow sunshine 👏🏼 #Ashes #ENGvAUS

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

Such sad news to hear about Jules Bianchi this morning! Tragic accident 😔 #RIP

[Jonny Dodge @JonnyDodge]

A sad day for F1. Thoughts are with your family. After Jules Bianchi dies 9 months after h… http://t.co/N4gC9LAn0D

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

How many bags are you allowed again @easyJet #DoubleStandards

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

@TomCherryman Berlin mate!

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

Oh it gets even better... shock we are delayed 37 minutes @easyJet FlightNo.EZY5407 #Planks #Fuming

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

Double standards from @easyJet again£45 to carry my laptop on to the plane! #PatheticCustomerService #Jokers #FlightNo.EZY5407

[Ian Pritchard @ian_pritchard25]

.@paul_heywood and @AustinJohnEssam looking right at home in @Dyn's new EMEA HQ!

[Austin John Essam @AustinJohnEssam]

Good shout, More Charles traits though 😂😂 https://t.co/vmHiEewqrj

[Arron Hopkinson † @ArronHopkinson]

Oi biscuit what you doing at the boxing tonight? @AustinJohnEssam #ringer

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Lionel Messi earns £336,000-a-week.

Lewis Hamilton earns £671,000-a-week.

Just let that sink in for a moment.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Sad day. I just sold my AMG black.