Skanks

I probably work with your dad

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

If I ever get to meet my doppelgänger it’s on sight

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Go ahead, mess with me like I won’t throw pocket sand in your eyes,

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Can relate

[richard @richard_normal]

hey man, come through we’re at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and there’s one bartender.

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

this is a real frame from a 237 million dollar movie lol

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

My grandmother is forreal mad at me because I don’t have a girlfriend,

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

@dave__mac83 No it’s actually kernel

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Kernel sanders really said nah fuck that, spork

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Yo Ik you’re focused on “chasing a bag” but try cleaning your house too!

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Haven’t fallen asleep on some boobs in awhile :///

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Gown adults that feel the need to tell you they were in the Boy Scouts <

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Napping is at a all time high

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Champion

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

I recently made a 720 and it was a battle. The last one I made before this was over three years ago, and it’s much harder now all things considered: recently dislocated fingers hinder my grab, my spin is slower so I need to go higher for full rotation and...
I’m really old.

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Being sorry changes nothing, cry me a river, I’ll tube down it!

[Skanks @Austin_Schencks]

Petition for 5-guys to put an egg on a burger

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

Albums that turn 10 this year...

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

2020 showed me death and life