AvaBS

Student. Feminist. Balloon Animal.

[Travon Free @Travon]

This picture says the only time the queen has ever used a knife before this moment, is to kill someone.

[Welsh Bollocks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @welshbollocks]

Nice to see Princess Anne out and about in Aberteifi this morning. Spotted her outside Crwst queueing for a doughnut.

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

we became cowards when we decided electronics shouldn’t look like this

[Anneliese Dodds @AnnelieseDodds]

Yesterday Matt Hancock got very cross about claims his pub landlord got a Covid contract, calling them "a fabrication pushed by the Labour Party".

Today @GoodLawProject published evidence Matt’s pal was actually subcontracted for a Covid contract.

His reply? Nothing to see here

[𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙽 @outlawvern]

The Wes Anderson negativity I've noticed lately is so goofy. Were people ever like, 'Oh great. Here comes Jacques Tati with another one of his fucking Jacques Tati movies'?

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@disgracefulr What a terrible day to have eyes…

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@Craigstuartgold This is phenomenal

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@Spartan901 @JohnnyBerchtold It’s how we do things in the country

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@MannFacts Ex and I went to see The Favourite. I’d seen other Lanthimos films so I sort of knew what I was in for, she thought the trailer looked funny. This was maybe our third date?

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@plastiquedowll @denalifox Picture hadn’t loaded and I thought you meant fleshlight. Was absolutely horrified 💀💀💀

[Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg]

For wolves, grooming efforts are gestures of intimacy that reaffirm emotional bonds.

Wolves are caring.
Wolves are cooperative.
Be like a wolf 🐺

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@gemmachqn Her. I am still offended that they chickened out of making her gay.

[insufferable little fruit @chuchukelso]

This is making me fully batshit insane. I’m gonna start crying

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@Lenniesaurus

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@pcttons Mrs America and The Morning Show did a good job of intros that you don’t want to skip... Definitely seem to be the minority though. Sometimes I nostalgia watch shows just for the titles *cough* The West Wing

[MSM Monitor @msm_monitor]

This is how propaganda works. Scotland has the lowest Covid mortality rate in Britain. The headlines though make it appear as though things are worse in Scotland than in England and Wales.

The other thing to note is that Scotland's official death total has not passed 10,000.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

“if you cancel student debt, it would be unfair to people who already paid theirs off“

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@courtneyconquer I wanna move to Canada, fancy a swap?

[AvaBS @AvaBS1]

@DanFmTo @nianyaaaa Ah yes, that classic colour: bramble