Averyn Mackey

figuring out how to rule the ocean one shark movie at a time

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

My sister is a bad ass!!!

[350 dot org @350]

"By ensuring that KeystoneXL is reversed, Biden is standing on the side of tribal nations, farmers, ranchers, and many communities whose livelihoods would be wrecked by this dirty pipeline." - @KendallMackey, #KeepItInTheGround campaigner for 350

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[Rom Crime @RomCrime]

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Happy Turkey Day

[FlyOnMikePence @FlyOnMikePence5]

I win.

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

Everyone else sees the fly right?

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Pence: Stop playing politics with people’s lives

Trump: You better vote for me if you want a relief bill

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

I hope Mike Pence smiles enough, is likable, and doesn’t comes across as angry at the #VPDebate. Also, OMG, like, what’s he gonna be wearing?

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

I think Joe won but it felt like America lost.

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

If you mean sleeping, eating and pooping then yes, yes I have been working like a dog during this quarantine.

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

NO California, just NO!

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

Marriage is mostly listening to your husband say “Come on! I would have caught that” while watching sportsball

[Rom Crime @RomCrime]

Ep. 30: Can Evil be Genius?
Averyn and Vonia discuss Netflix’s true crime documentary Evil Genius, the unsung sexiness of string instruments, and their highs and lows of the past week amid the Covid:19… https://t.co/x2ArAvT72c

[Rom Crime @RomCrime]

Have you heard about the #murder of Playmate Dorothy Stratten? It is cerrrrazy! Listen to our latest #truecrime #comedy episode https://t.co/mYgACGlS1F

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

Had two separate Lyft drivers tonight who sang along with the radio, and damn if it wasn’t just plain lovely.

[Rom Crime @RomCrime]

Ep 13! Killer Ken and Barbie
Averyn and Vonia discuss two of Canada’s most infamous and disturbing serial killers Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, Christmas movies and baby elephants.

[Rom Crime @RomCrime]

New Episode out today! High on cold medicine, Averyn and Vonia discuss power couple Pamela and Gary Triano and the car bomb that rocked high society from Tucson to Vienna.

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

Check it out!

[Rom Crime @RomCrime]

Put those headphones in and SHOP! #romcrime eases the pain. https://t.co/bCw2gw0tT1
reminder: NSFW / #truecrime #comedy #podcast

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

#VoiceSaveJanice

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

Who else thinks Trump had just watched Game of Thrones before he threatened Fire and Fury? #trumpsnodany

[Laine Edathikunnel @LaineMackey]

Hey @TalentiGelato did you mean "Coffee No Chocolate Chip?" #freethechips #falseadvertising

[Averyn Mackey @AverynMackey]

Drinking wine and eating a Klondike bar for dinner. Being a grown up isn't always bills and bull sh*t!