Martin Azevedo

Freelance writer, novelist, humorist, filmmaker, programmer, impresario, dad

[Front Page Live @frontpage_live]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Trump removed the Dodd-Frank regulations that would have prevented the Silicon Valley Bank collapse. Don’t let anyone forget this.

[Martin Azevedo @AzevedoWords]

IMPRO is still the most illuminating book I've ever read. #thankyouKeith #KeithJohnstone

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

.@laurenboebert you have played a major role in elevating anti-LGBT+ hate rhetoric and anti-trans lies while spending your time in Congress blocking even the most common sense gun safety laws.

You don’t get to “thoughts and prayers” your way out of this. Look inward and change.

[Rep. Liz Cheney @RepLizCheney]

With Trump back on Twitter,
it’s a good time to watch this Jan 6 hearing. It covers each of Trump’s tweets that day, including those that have been deleted, and features multiple Trump WH staff describing his inexcusable conduct during the violence. https://t.co/pVSGKf5q0P

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

@elonmusk instead of a poll, why don't you consult with the head of your trust & safety team? oh wait

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

*people gather in my yard to watch my house burn*

me: wow, i've never had this many visitors before

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The difference between talking and delivering.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

The Senate is closer than ever to *finally* passing a bill to protect same-sex marriage

Honestly, this is the type of legislation that should pass 100-0. It's just Common Sense. Equality always 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

My message to my soon-to-be GOP colleagues??
Pass the damn bill 💯

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

For anyone who needs to hear this — trump announcing he is running for President does not have a legal impact on investigations. No one at DOJ watched that speech and ripped up all of the work they have been pursuing

[Marie Gluesenkamp Perez @MGPforCongress]

Whirlwind 24 hours. I’m already in D.C. getting oriented. Just ran into someone from our corner of the country who I respect so much: Congresswoman Mary Peltola of Alaska. Looking forward to working with her to deliver for our districts!

[Tim Byers @TimmayMN]

@ACTBrigitte We can tell the communists by what misinformation is being used by Russia, which party is amplifying that message, and which party it helps. That is Republicans, not Democrats.

Which party sent 8 people to Russia on our 4th of July? Republicans.

The GOP align with communists.

[Lara reads banned books in Florida📚🇺🇸 @MadeInTheUSANJ]

@laurenboebert @RepDavid U.S. Representatives who requested a pardon from Donald Trump.

👉 Lauren Boebert
👉 Marjorie Taylor Greene
👉 Jim Jordan
👉 Scott Perry
👉 Matt Gaetz
👉 Louie Gohmert
👉 Mo Brooks
👉 Paul Gosart

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We lost fewer seats in the House of Representatives than any Democratic president’s first midterm election in at least 40 years.

And we had the best midterms for Governors since 1986.

The American people spoke.

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

@MonicaCrowley They turned out voters and won without threats of violence or attacks on their fellow Americans. You are truly a broken demented person.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Ban the AR-15 not books.

[Martin Azevedo @AzevedoWords]

@mikepompeo "Woke" means precisely the opposite of "toxic", Mike.

"Woke" means stopping racism, sexism and basic unfairness.

You know all this.

So why are you attacking "wokeness" when you could be trying to stop racism, sexism and basic unfairness?

Obviously, we know why.

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

When your wife is dying from sepsis because doctors aren’t allowed to treat her partial miscarriage, the last thing on your mind will be the price of milk.

[Judy @Ink8Judy]

@ACTBrigitte TRUMP IS A NARCISSISTIC, PATHOLOGICAL LIAR*
AND ENGAGED IN CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT.

IT'S TIME TO CONVICT TRUMP AND HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE.

[Martin Azevedo @AzevedoWords]

@EirillFalck I'd like to enroll my seven kids: UNK, MISSING, N/A, &macro, \n, and the twins '" and "'.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

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More of this for Russia Ron, please