Azlan Tsu ⚡

You dont brag deeds, you dont question challenges. Ω

[Azlan Tsu ⚡ @AzlanTsu]

The only negative thing in your life should be your camber! #cars

[MALAYSIA PROBLEM @MALAYSIAPROBLM]

Ilmu berguna hari ni:

"senang je kes camnie. Tuan call 997 NSRC (SCAM) bagitau die mintak bayaran parking dan tuan rase telah tertipu. confirm die akan tanggung kesusahan lepas nie. Buat segera tuan"

Terima kasih pada yg dh share maklumat ni

[Kasturi @kasturi2u]

Yang mana ada dashcam dalam kereta tu. Cuba2 tengok lepas gi service kereta dekat service centre.

Segala speed bump la dia langgar. Gedegung gedegang. Sampai emergency video activated.

Cc: mohaimin

[Parasizceo @parasizceo]

Namaz kılan bir esnafın eşyalarını çalan eli silahlı hırsız, olay yerinde hayatını kaybetmiş.

[Abu-Sadeeq @Dongarrus1]

Husband: Have you prayed Asr?

Wife: No

Husband: Why?

Wife: I got back from work tired a bit so I took me a nap.

Husband: Ok... Go pray Asr and Maghrib before its time for Isha.

The next day... the husband leaves town on a business trip... But a few hours after his flight was scheduled to arrive he didn't call or even text her like he usually does to let her know that he had arrived safely..!!

The wife calls to check up on her husband but he doesn't pick up.. She calls again; the phone rings but no reply what so ever.

She was starting to get worried after many attempts of calling her beloved husband and no reply at all... She thinks to herself something must have went wrong he never does that. He always calls as soon as he lands.

A few hours pass by... and suddenly the phone rings and its the husband. Wife all worried says: have you arrived safely??

Husband: Yes, Alhamdulillah.

Wife: When?

Husband: About 4 hours ago.

Wife in an angered tone: 4 hours ago? And you don't call?

Husband: I was tired so decided to take a nap.

Wife: A few minutes wouldn't have hurt you if you were to call me and let me know you'v arrived... Plus haven't you heard the phone ringing over and over again as I was calling you..??

Husband: Yes, I heard it..

Wife: And you don't pick up..?? What are my calls not important enough for you..??

Husband: You're calls are important to me, but yesterday you didn't seem to mind not answering the calls of Athan.. Allah's call...

Wife with watery eyes and after a short silence says: Yes, you have a point.. I'm sorry..

Husband: Why are you apologizing to me? You should seek Allah's forgiveness and don't repeat the same mistake twice. All what I want out of this world is that Allah unites us both in a palace in Jannah where in it we can start our eternal life together. Ever since that day the wife never delayed any of her prayers.

“The one who truly loves you is the one who pushes you forward on your path to Allah and gets in your way and stops you from going backwards in life.” ❤️

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Puas hati tengok video ni, tak nak bayar tol pulak😅🤣

[Silent Strength @SilentStrengtth]

The most dangerous health condition doctors never test for:

High cortisol.

It silently drives fat gain, hormone imbalances, and heart disease.

Here are 8 ways to fix it like a doctor:

1. Check for skin tags

[INALEGWU @tchaloyi]

Back in 2011, I went into computer hardware repairs. I started with laptop chargers. I remember peeling back the rubber, soldering wires, and always staring at that weird plastic bulge on the cable. It didn't look like it did anything, but it was on every single high-end charger I fixed. I used to wonder if it was a hidden battery or just a weight to keep the cord from tangling.

It turns out, that little lump is the unsung hero of your workspace.

It's called a Ferrite Bead, and its only job is to act as a silencer for your electricity.

See, every electronic device is naturally noisy. They send out invisible electromagnetic signals. Without that cylinder, your charger cable would turn into a giant antenna, broadcasting interference that would make your Wi-Fi slow, your TV flicker, or your speakers buzz.

Inside that plastic shell is just a chunk of magnetic iron. It catches all that electrical noise and kills it before it can escape the wire.

It’s basically a muzzle for your cable so your gadgets can live in peace.

INALEGWU.

[The Nigerian Farmer @Naija_farmers]

The world's most poisonous snake can kill even an elephant, but there is one animal that survives, the horse!

Did you know? No matter how deadly a snake is, even the fearsome king cobra, a horse doesn't die from its bite.

After the bite, the horse may become mildly ill for about three days, but then recover completely, as if nothing had happened.

This is one of nature's most incredible wonders, and hidden within this very creature lies a secret that can save human lives: the antidote.

But how is this antivenom made?

First, the venom is collected from the snakes.

A small amount is then injected into the horse.

The horse's immune system responds and produces antibodies to neutralize the venom.

After 2-3 days, these antibodies are present in the horse's blood.

Blood is then drawn from the horse and the red blood cells (RBCs) are removed.

The plasma (the white part) is processed to create antivenom.

This antivenom is then injected into people who have been bitten by poisonous snakes to save their lives.

In India alone, there are numerous antivenom manufacturing facilities where hundreds of horses are cared for to produce this life-saving serum.

Think about it, thanks to this gentle creature, we are protected from some of the deadliest poisons on earth.

Without horses, many lives would be lost from a single snake bite.

[BERNAMA @bernamadotcom]

📌Orang ramai dibenar mohon kad fizikal Lesen Memandu Malaysia (LLM) tanpa kemuka bukti keluar negara bermula esok

- @MOTMalaysia

#BernamaNews #lesenmemandu

[Local Confessions @ConfessionLocal]

Malam ni aku nak share satu cerita pasal aku dan seorang kawan aku berbangsa Cina.

Kitorang satu office tapi lain department.
Rapat, selalu lunch sekali dan dia tunjuk minat terhadap Islam cuma dia tak percaya Tuhan sebab dia tak pernah nampak.

Kepercayaan kami berbeza tapi kadang² pendapat kami sama.

Satu hari tu, aku dan dia plan nak pergi coffee² dekat satu outdoor cafe ni dekat area Selangor. Aku panggil dia Han (bukan nama sebenar)

Han bawa kereta and aku seperti biasa jadi co-pilot..

Tiba2 dia tanya aku,

Han : you percaya hantu tak?
Aku : percaya
Han : I pun percaya
Aku pandang dia.
Aku : hantu you percaya Tuhan you tak percaya?
Han : itu lainnn. Hantu saya pernah nampak, Tuhan tak pernah
Aku : Tuhan yang cipta you macam mane you mau nampak.
Susah nak berdebat dengan orang yang lain pemahaman agamanya.

Han : harap hari ni cuaca cantik, kalau hujan kita tak boleh makan situ
Aku tengok cuaca. Redup. Tak mendung, tak panas. Just nice.
Han : weather forecast kata hari ni cuaca cantik
Aku : kalau Allah berkehendak, hujan juga. Weather forecast tu maybe 70% accurate.
Han terus pandang aku macam tak puas hati.
Han : kalau Tuhan you ada, boleh kasi hujan I masuk Islam.

Aku terdiam. Ya Allah beraninya dia ckp camni. Aku yang takut. Aku pandang dia lama..

Han : saya start dulu.. (dia berdoa dalam bahasa Cina) minta hujan turun.
Tengok cuaca masih okay. Aku diam.
Apa aku nak buat ni? Doa minta hujan turun ke apa?
Aku tadah tangan dan berdoa..

Aku : Ya Allah buktikanlah kekuasaanMu dengan apa bentuk sekalipun.
Amin Ya Rabbal'alamin.
Aku tawakkal dan doa jangan la apa2 jadi kat aku dengan kawan aku ni dalam hati..
Aku buka mata cuaca masih okay. Takde perubahan.

Han tengok aku lepas tu dia senyum..

Han : haa sebab tu i tak percaya Tuhan.
Ye kau tak percaya tapi aku percaya yang Allah tu ada.
DUUUMMM!!! Guruh berdentum. Kuat.
Dia terus tengok aku terkejut.
Aku pun terkejut sama, cuaca yang tadi redup jadi makin gelap.

Aku istighfar segala zikir dan selawat aku baca. Muka Han panic tapi dia termenung..

Aku : you okay tak?
Han : I nak masuk Islam.
Aku tercengang. Hah? Serious ke dia ni.
Aku : seriously?
Han : yes. Tadi dalam hati I cakap kalau Allah tu ada bagi guruh sikit pun takpe. Lepas tu terus guruh.

Allahuakbar aku terkedu. Rasa nak nangis. Aku taktahu kenapa aku rasa terharu.

Asbab kejadian hari tu, Han is officially a Muslim and now dia lagi power bab Sejarah Nabi dari aku. Aku kagum sebab effort dia kalah kita yang dilahirkan Islam ni.

Dia suka membaca, beli banyak buku Islam dari shopee.

Rupa-rupanya Han dah lama belajar tentang Islam sorang² di rumah and dengar Ceramah Agama..

Han : sebenarnya I sudah lama nak nak masuk Islam tapi I takde bukti yg Allah itu ada.
Hari tu I betul2 minta tunjukkan kuasaNya.

Dari cerita aku ini, apa pasti Allah tidak tidur, Allah maha mendengar, Allah maha mengetahui.
Sesungguhnya Allah tahu bila masa yang sesuai untuk saudara baru kita ni besedia untuk ucap Kalimah Shahadah.

Alhamdulillah.
Welcome to the family, saudara baru ni ❤️
Semoga sentiasa Istiqomah.
Kau ada aku, aku ada kau.
Aku nak jadi kawan yang jadikan kau a better Muslim.

Kredit thread : misscindeerella

[FoodPornMalaysia @MalaysianFoods]

Rembayung Vs Samurai Yakiniku

Teknik marketing begini boleh jerat diri sendiri. Elok2 orang tak tahu bisnes beliau, terus orang tahu sambil godek2 isu dalaman kedai Samurai Yakiniku.

Kalau buat begini boleh naikkkan view dan naikkan nama Kedai, dr sudut negatif ia boleh membongkarkan negatif kedai beliau.

Gudluck Bro Asraf

[Xavier Naxa @XavierNaxa]

Mula-mula sebar kononnya USB-C Android memudaratkan iPhone, kemudian tukar kenyataan USB-C kualiti rendah pula memudaratkan iPhone.

Isunya kenyataan yang dibuat olehnya berhubung kabel USB-C Android merosakkan iPhone sudah tersebar meluas di media sosial.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Evergreen 😅

[GP size 80 @guttapercha88]

Meanwhile in Malaysia

Our calendars are so efficient that it contains the
• Gregorian calendar
• Islamic Hijri calendar
• Chinese Lunisolar calendar
• Tamil calendar

All in one.

[HELENA @LVGIF]

This has nothing to do with hating Indos. What is irritating is the sheer laziness of naming an RFID card for the Malaysian market and confidently calling a duck “bebek,” as if no one would notice.

Bila check siapa bos TNG Digital’s Brand Management division, oh fahaaam...

[Azlan Tsu ⚡ @AzlanTsu]

Ada fogging pulak 6am

[Azlan Tsu ⚡ @AzlanTsu]

Force change, becoming auto or smart, an auto task, or scripts.

[Azlan Tsu ⚡ @AzlanTsu]

Nasib baik boleh auto change network mode, by using Samsung Routines.

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

A pit bull attacked a toddler on the streets of New York, but luckily a bystander was quick enough to choke the dog before it could do further harm the child.😳