Alessandro

gadfly, raconteur, seo, ppc, libertarian, josé cuervo frenemy. oxford comma h8r. buffet luvr. co-host of Liz & Sandro's Marketing Podcast @MarketngPodcast

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark spell Sweden

The remaining letters spell Denmark

[Polly Karr @karr_pe]

I got the following messages today from someone who works inside East Tech High School, a CMSD school. None of this was on the news. Nobody cares about these kids or the staff inside this high school.

[Impressions @impression_ists]

At 66, Pissarro could no longer paint outdoors because of his eyesight.

So he rented a room at the Grand Hôtel de Russie in Paris.

He painted 14 canvases. And only once at night.

The only night scene he ever painted became one of his most iconic paintings.

Boulevard Montmartre at Night is a reminder that sometimes, when the usual way no longer works, you can find a new one.

[✮ @istgnolimit]

bilf (book i'd like to finish)

[Alana Mastrangelo-Wrask @ARmastrangelo]

I bought this @GE_Appliances fridge in March 2020. Six and a half years later, it’s dead. The repair quote is $2,350, which means it's time to buy a new fridge.

Meanwhile, the white fridge in my garage that looks like it's from WWII is still running strong.

For the price of one brand-new GE fridge, I could buy 30 used white fridges on Facebook Marketplace that will all still be alive after I'm gone.

What happened to us as a nation?

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

If a guy was passed out in a sorority bedroom, he'd wake up with water and advil next to him. Period. End of story.

That's the difference.

[Peach @nerdylilpeach]

unfortunately the rumors are true and you will feel some degree of better overall if you go for a walk every morning

[𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphor_glow]

🤷‍♀️

[Ben Nothing @KNessJM]

RIP to Bob the cat. He was very sweet, extremely fluffy, and had a good, lazy life like any housecat should.

[ٰ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[COZYVIBES @thespookygirll]

i’m no relationship expert but have you tried taking her to get an iced coffee, tj maxx for fall decorations, spirit Halloween, the bookstore, and then going to a Mexican restaurant

[Christina Von Boleyn @saintbvnny]

no one posts the book they’re reading any more, I dare you to reply with the book you’re reading right now

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

There is a dangerous little window after I complete one task where I could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

For $200, I’ll come over wearing a tool belt and a branded polo and tell your wife the renovation she wants to do is impossible because that’s a load bearing wall

[Yvette @bougiesports]

Just heard on the radio that the Browns are gonna end up going around .500 which will be too good for a high draft pick so we'll probably end up extending Deshaun's contract. If that's not the most Brownsiest shit.

[Nick Castele @NickCastele]

Whatever you do, do not touch the glowing screens at Cleveland City Hall.

[Joseph Alessio @alessio_joseph]

a rogue openai agent broke into my freezer last night and ate an entire quart of ice cream

[Ziggy @ZiggyOfAk]

After giving Baker Mayfield a guaranteed 110 million, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are the only winless team in the NFC after 3 weeks

[Always the Jake @JacobsFieldRBW]

Most AL Central championships, last 11 years:

Guardians - 4
Indians - 3
Twins - 3
White Sox - 1
Tigers - 0
Royals - 0