Azza PowerHouse

Stand up comedian

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Sir Elton John claims 'X Factor is the worst thing that can happen to you in the music industry' as he encourages new artists to 'go and play in a pub' to get a 'backbone' https://t.co/bSLGPw9bFO

[#1 𝕏 Media Plug 😈 ✪ @NoPlugMedia]

WILD! Full video is in the comments😭👇

[Dominic Frisby @DominicFrisby]

My accidental journey to a six-pack.

In the last few years I have gone from this to this.

I’m 54. I’ve suddenly got a 6-pack. Sort of. A 4-pack. I’ve lost 48 pounds (22 kg). My metabolic age has come down from 57 (when I was 51) to 49. I'm super fit.

What happened?

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@takeme2hobbiton Red all the way

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Thank you! I’ve gotten so many kind messages from all over the world, but a lot of people have asked if my pacemaker will cause any problems with FUBAR Season 2. Absolutely not. I will be ready to film in April, and you can only see it if you’re really looking for it.

[Adam Bloom @adambloomie2]

I’m very excited to say that my book is now on Amazon. Sorry for the slight delay. Thanks to all the comedians for giving me permission to quote and then dissect their brilliant material:

@TheRealJackDee
@ritarudner
@HarryHill
@EmoPhilips
@KittyFlanagan18
⁦@RealTimVine⁩

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@itsSaulGoodman @Daltontony Looks boring as hell, but there’s no way I’ll tell him that

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

Video using voice cloning technology demonstrates what Adolf Hitler’s speeches would’ve sounded like in English.

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@daveatherton @Judgemeadow He was told to never stand up for himself

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@nintendolife Switch Up

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This must end!

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

Still here

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@ZeldaUniverse Both

[S @Stefan21947236]

@SnapBlastPLAY Alien Isolation runs on Nintendo Switch better as on PS4.
We have The Witcher 3 on Switch. Batman Arkham Knight is coming on Switch.

Review: Resident Evil 2 runs on N64.

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@australianwoma1 Clown directly on the left has major problems

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@muscleforlife Anything and everything works short term. It’s this castle in the sand that these clowns base their knowledge on.

[Mike Matthews @muscleforlife]

If you . . .

- Eat a lot of protein and plants

- Drink a lot of water

- Do a few hours of vigorous strength training every week

- Walk an hour or two every day

- Get 7+ hours of sleep every night

. . . you too can have people constantly tell you how lucky you are to have good genetics.

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@muscleforlife Don’t forget that it’s roots are in white supremacy and racism.

[Azza PowerHouse @AzzaPowerHouse]

@BankofMelb when did you clowns decide to stop offering customer service on the weekends? Zero help on a Saturday? Even by the phone? Pathetic