B1az3j

𝔇𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔟𝔶: 𝔖𝔬𝔣𝔦𝔞 ℭ𝔬𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔞

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

when you have a friend

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

ethel cain watching slayyyter get torn to shreds

[soph🕷️ @ngbarsophie]

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost.

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

if i say "I'm gonna watch this movie soon" just know that it could mean tonight or 2028

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

sorry if I respond in 0.1 seconds I don't have hoes to text like y'all

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

when they ask me what's my biggest fear but I can't say Miranda's life after she settled so I say Carrie and Big's relationship

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

I want a fake gay job like creative director

[ethel cain lyric bot @mothercainbot]

They're all gonna laugh at me
They're all gonna laugh at me

[𓏲🪽 @nymphejpg]

every time i post my thoughts or feelings i think of this

[lainie @youngneandrthal]

it’s so tea to announce your new pussy debut honestly

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Sorry I'm late, I was hoping to die of natural causes.

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

good morning ladies and dissapointments

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

tweeting to nobody and getting zero likes is honestly kinda freeing

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

first in my bloodline to question all the bullshit

[B1az3j @B1az3j_]

the next time i open up will be my autopsy