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[ceejus christ @B4DAHoneys]

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[Thad Bell @TheBackpost]

This is as Kansas City as you can get. Grilling with sirens going off.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

A plane crash near an airport about 65 miles south of Kansas City, Missouri, is believed to have killed all 12 people aboard, authorities say. https://t.co/ZnQ9RUDQr2

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

You really one of them ones fam.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Chiefs are adding two years to Patrick Mahomes’ contract, tying him to Kansas City through the 2033 season at a value of $504.75 million, making it the first NFL deal valued at over a half-billion dollars, sources told @adamschefter and @RapSheet.

The Chiefs QB can earn up to $522.25M with escalators. Beginning in 2027, the deal averages $64M/year.

[ceejus christ @B4DAHoneys]

I called it months ago haha. Let’s go!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

L'Jarius Sneed is officially back in Kansas City.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

L'Jarius Sneed is officially back in Kansas City.

[His DirknesS @HisDirknesS]

Reminder that the last time we saw L'Jarius Sneed in a Chiefs uniform, he chased every WR1 all season, and gave up 0 TD's before making the defining play of an AFC Championship win on the road.

It was one of the most dominant individual seasons I've ever seen in the NFL.

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

The Europeans in KC need to know about Missouri’s most European law: you can drink beer in the passenger seat of a moving car

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

First-round pick Peter Woods and the Chiefs reached agreement today on a 4-year, $18 million fully guaranteed deal, per Adie von Gontard and Ray Haija of @ymapaasports. Woods is said to have received the highest upfront percentage of his signing bonus in Chiefs’ 1st-round history.

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

w⚓️ is so innovative omg

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it's difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Someone on TikTok said ADHD brains love to argue.

And a commentator said “the number of times I 120% believed I was engaged with a fun and friendly debate with someone, as a positive, relationship building experience, only to find out they believed it was a catastrophic argument.”

And well, same 😔

[🍇 GRECO 🍇 @yanniversace]

They're saying this is the song of Summer 2026

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

When I can't turn my music louder because it's already on full volume.