renata 🌻

you never could control me

[danishka @chaosfetishist]

feeling like a sick pervert (thinking about love and marriage)

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[UnovAgenda @UnovAgenda]

Bro they thawed this nigga out an Iceberg

[WORLD CULTURE 🌐 @pedestrian]

Every single painting he drops is an instant classic

[Pulaski Wallpaper @Pulaxki]

Any lip readers out there?

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

I am impressed by this. Not by their climbing or bypassing security. But to be such a specific kind of crazy, that requires not just bravado but also great skill, and to find someone exactly as crazy, as skilful, as willing, who even happens to look like you and to have them be in love with you... few people will ever be so lucky, few people will ever live life so fully. To be lucky to find this, you don't need to live 80 or 90 years. They have already lived a hundred lives.

[Create Profit @Create_Profit]

This has got to be the best photo of 2026 so far.

[Samantha Watkins @_samantha_joy]

my husband snapped a photo that's going to make me instant-sob with nostalgia for the rest of my life.

[ana 🪐 🇭🇷 @ana__kin]

😭😭😭😭

[sj @316simsim]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence

[N11 Ed @_ed19]

Husband beater

[Jhené touched Louis 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇵🇸 @onanightlikered]

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