Brian Andersen

Faith, Family, Cyclones, and engineering. Saved by grace. Romans 10:9-10 | #ForLiberty | Chair @GrundyGOP Grundy County, Iowa

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

This is hard, guys. Really hard! God Bless America! 💪🇺🇸

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Europeans discovering America is some of the best content of the internet right now:

[Andy Lucas @andy_lucas98]

🌪️⌚️‼️

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

The National Anthem at the White House was absolutely epic!!! 🇺🇸🔥

Wait for the flyover!!!!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White House, June 2024 vs June 2026:

[U.S. Air Force @usairforce]

What’s better than a rare Super Delta formation featuring the Thunderbirds and the @USNavy Blue Angels over Washington, D.C.?

Watching it from four different views for #UFCWhiteHouse as part of #Freedom250. 🇺🇸

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

locked in ⏰

kickoff times for the first three games are here, along with BYU and UCF.

📲: https://t.co/U6xSTW3Yk6
🎟️: https://t.co/xqSc14icFI

[Dale Earnhardt Jr. @DaleJr]

Kyle and I had a really challenging existence for many years. But we luckily took the time to figure out our differences and that was something he instigated with a conversation in his bus around how we each managed our racing teams. I was super eager for us to get on better terms. But it was he who made the effort for that to be possible. We did some media together also to laugh through some of the things we put each other through many years ago. Most recently we had even been discussing him running my Late Model at Wilkesboro this summer. He seemed extremely happy and we had planned to meet up next Thursday to get his seat to the shop. He laughed over the idea of his fans and JRM fans having to cheer in unison during that race.

Kyle was one of the greatest drivers in NASCAR history. No one can deny that. But he was also a father, a husband, brother, son, and a friend to many. My heart is broken for the Busch family. I will never be able to make sense of this loss but I am thankful that we had found a way to become friends.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

What Democrats think fascism means: Republicans

What fascism actually means: a far-left, authoritarian ideology focused on creating a highly centralized, dictatorial state that subordinates to the state all aspects of society—economy, culture, media, education, and private life

[Brian Andersen @BACyclone]

@slagle_will Congrats! What a relief 🚜💪🏻

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

One of the Best Videos that I have seen that Destroys the arguments of the left. You can’t be for this if you are for that! 🔥

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

My son asked me if I was glad there wasn’t an “e” in my name.

I said, “Yes because otherwise I’d be dead.”

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I got sacked on my first day as a car mechanic after I was asked to change a tire.

They didn’t like that I went missing for an hour and came back in a three-piece suit.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I haven’t been allowed back on a cruise ship ever since that whole “poop deck” misunderstanding.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I was out on a walk when I saw a sign that said, “Man wanted for robbery.”

So I went in and applied for the job.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I always wanted one of those L-shaped couches, and today I finally splurged.

It’s lowercase, but who’s counting?

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

If I ever go to jail, I know my wife will bail me out.

She never lets me finish a sentence.

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here. I'll go on a head."

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass".

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion .

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir! Only one carrion allowed per passenger."

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron". The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

🤣🤣🤣

[Madison Hricik @SportingMads]

Former Cyclone Georges Niang (2012-16) joined Luke Combs on stage to shotgun a beer during Combs’ song “1, 2 many”

[Brian Andersen @BACyclone]

@doug_hawkeye @ChrisMWilliams @Hassel_Chris He's declaring for the draft, a regular occurrence for the Cyclones. Pipe down and let the adults talk now, little brother.