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@RinoLouie @linorulli @RinoLouie got shut DOWN! Don’t mess with our Muppet! Tyler has Lino’s support and the support of all the smartest #nastylisteners

#teamtyler

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Congrats to our Executive Editor on his newest fan page! It’s creepy, but well deserved.

@catholicguyshow @linorulli

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Because we let a Nasty Muppet be our publicist we have two July 2019 issues of “Catholic Stuff & Stuff”!

Who needs just one issue when there is a 50% chance you can have two!

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Excited to announce the latest book from Emmy Award winning @linorulli ! “Jesus Isn’t Sending Me to Hell, But He is Very Dissapointed in Me” is available at https://t.co/9NmvmHImsV or wherever fine books are sold.

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@DrJudgerson @catholicguyshow @FatherJimChern @linorulli In the words of our official spokesman, agreed to disagree!

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Big thanks to The Catholic Guy Show for mentioning Fr. Jim’s book on yesterday’s show!

It is our pleasure to publish mediocre religious books from obscure elderly people no sane person has ever heard of!

@catholicguyshow @FatherJimChern @linorulli

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@MSUNewmanMouse @linorulli @frdarryl @MSU_Newman @catholicguyshow Please convince @linorulli to let us publish his forthcoming book, “He Is Not Here.”

As an advance we can offer to pay his church tithing for one year so long as it does not exceede $500.

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Happy Birthday to our official spokesman, Tyler Veghte!

PS, your time off request for today didn’t clear HR in time so you are technically taking time off without pay instead of paid vacation leave. Sorry about that.

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@linorulli please consider us as your publisher for your next book. We would love to represent such an esteemed author and producer.

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Please check out the newest book from our best selling author, Dr. Judgerson. It is a fascinating look at the popular holiday, Kermuppets Day!

@catholicguyshow @linorulli @FakeTylerV @MSUNewmanMouse @LT_TheBiblegeek @FatherJimChern @TylerTicket

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We are pleased to welcome Fr. Jim Chern as one of the esteemed authors represented by BAF Press! Pick up his new book at https://t.co/9NmvmHImsV or wherever fine books are sold!

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