Shawn Richardson

Father of two. I make heroes with BAMF Hammers. ninja warrior for fun

[Shawn Richardson @BAMFHammerNinja]

@susie_dent my son just asked an interesting question to which I know not the answer. Why is there a scale for hot sauce ( hot medium mild) and not a scale for sweetness or soureness?

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@thestitchkeeper @jeffreygoldbIum Can the pattern be purchased?

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@Timcast call your friends. Someone can do something hilarious. Filibuster the big beautiful bill by reading it in its entirety thus killing the bill and breaking Corey Bookers record.

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The movie we need this year is as follows. Denzel and Neason are both old detectives moonlighting as vigilantes. They are tracking themselves and have been for a decade.

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@ColmansUK 3.53 oz of mustard is not 20 servings. It’s MAYBE 5. Bigger jars please

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@VDOOZER I’ve loved that book forever. Bad Monkey is perfect. Please consider ‘a dirty job’ by Christopher Moore and ‘the diamond age’ by Neal Stephenson. You’re the man to do them well

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@AppleTV Please make more Hiaasen!! This is perfect. Vince is the perfect Yancey. Give me Nick Stranahan and Skink. Please

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@ZachHomol @DylanSpina61 Blessed day

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@michaelctraylor Fair enough.
When do I get the award for making the wrong joke 100% of the time? I feel like I’m close

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@michaelctraylor Which part. The action or the response

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@KevinTPorter I thought you looked different

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@sarahhilldarrow @WriterSweeney When you consider that the average Danish person weighs about the same as the average American, the story shifts from ‘impressed by volume’ to ‘holy carp, Sarah ate an immigrant’

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@ZachHomol Fields make feet feel fantastic

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@susie_dent @RobbieRinder @EastieOaks Own your awesomeness Susie. Stop internalizing the ‘humor’ of robot @jimmycarr

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@HitCockBottom Thank you for posting this skill. It’s important who to trip when the zombie hoard arrives

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@ZachHomol Preach

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@ZubyMusic @KellyFlynnnn @AlexFerentinos7 That’s between set grip work. 10 squeezes per side when adding a plate.

It’s called super setting, nerds

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@imcurtkennedy Bro does Chaplain Lem have an @