Brian Austin

Data scientist. Tar Heel. If found, please return to @ewstephe. Also at with @trykorra.

[Brian Austin @bda]

@pablokenney They probably need a different one for each regional release!

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I really want to know how much of Amanda Seyfried’s back-and-forth commentary during the prison sequence in You Can See Everything was written by Nathan Fielder himself.

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@andrew_dunn @CarolinaJournal @WhatleyNC You’re *so close* to getting it.

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@arram - second-place vote-getter in a election gets the job if the elected representative steps down or dies.

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@arram I have two more:
- turn the Supreme Court from a court to a duty service drawn from the federal judiciary. Make it a random lottery for a week or two-week assignment so we shift from an unelected super-parliament that serves for life to a bench that exists to confirm precedent.

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@conorsen It’s always 1971

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I really like watching how the elevator numbers keep changing in the background as they did different takes and just kept the elevator running. Good ad!

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.

But we do need your time. ⏰

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@ZyMazza Economics

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@bendreyfuss I understand this as a consequence of rapid population collapse. You don’t have enough food, so you don’t have enough time for people to do the necessary science experiments to make food more effectively.

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@AlexGodofsky It’s weird to call an obvious bad-faith actor in the media “the libs” when the person being interviewed was a Biden official. The actual libs are the ones saying the “it’s fine” thing!

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@lennysan Claude code pairs really well with tmux — I can just start a new tmux session for every little project and have one tab of it that’s always Claude, but still be able to split my screen and run terminal commands or review files in vim.

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@gaulicsmith The European mind can’t even comprehend increases in labor productivity.

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@TheCinesthetic My take is that this would have been an amazing 6 hr limited series, and in summer 2020 it would have ruled the summer as a weekly release. The film would benefit from giving the audience time to breathe and digest.

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@eigenrobot the 2025 is Good

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@dil_maz @LemieuxLGM Send in the fbi

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@IterIntellectus The real answer is that it’s what the constitution says: the 14th amendment says to count the whole number of persons in each state except Indians

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@SheaSerrano Not technically an alley-oop but I feel like it counts

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@wanyeburkett He doesn’t say that at all and it’s unclear how locking up random people is going to protect any culture that merits protecting

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@TrueSlazac Just say Fahrenheit degrees as “percent hot outside”. At 30 degrees it’s much more cold than hot outside. At 80 degrees it’s much more hot than cold. At 50 it’s neither hot nor cold.

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@Scientific_Bird I mean they thought surely no one good can come from Nazareth