𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄.

❁ཻུ۪۪ ━   ❝𝑰n a world of boys,
@fancydressdept's a gentleman.❞

[❀༉ ‍𝓿𝑖𝑜ᥣᥱ𝓉. @impriimatura]

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[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

You make an offer I simply can't refuse.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

let’s get the gas going for the baby oven. this thing isn’t gonna preheat itself.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Seriously?

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

manny?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Two letters longer than yours.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

what would be a boy’s name for a mini madeline jr.?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Makes me want the kid even more.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

i love it when you’re in charge, mrs. mckenzie. makes my life so much easier.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

I love it when you're so collective and responsible.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

is that something you really want? because we can afford it, but another kid means all the reruns of pta meetings at otter bay.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

I think we've earned a night away together. It'll be nice to break the routine and see something different. Maybe we even make another kid?

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

unless you want to bring the girls, you’re the boss.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Do you mean that? Just us two?

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

well, there’s still a few days left of summer vacation. what if i said we went out somewhere tonight? strictly anti-kids territory.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

It's supposed to be creative and send people home with a great message. You should volunteer sometime since you're such a humanitarian.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

isn’t it supposed to be creative and turn a profit? you had puppets cussing and somehow still never managed to devote yourself to anything original.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

That's not what theatre is about.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

when did you ever have a sellout on opening night? exactly.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

I don't think that's true.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

it’s pretty tacky.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

You say it like it's something to be embarrassed about.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

public theatre.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

It's called theater.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

says the puppet lady nearly approaching fifty.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Wow. You are so inappropriate, Abigail.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

you’re being fucking ridiculous with this. like, genuinely, how are we still having this conversation?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

It still doesn't amount to a platinum-whatever car.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

i don’t want any trouble, mom. my pot of money is mine, it shouldn’t need a disclaimer saying it’s only for college..

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Abigail.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

you still owe me money.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Then that's his problem.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

or i could go way above your head and ask dad for one?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Or you could go to college, get a career, and get your own car.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

or we could put that college fund to better use..

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

You can get a secondhand P.T. cruiser, like a normal young adult.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

can it be a twenty six plate?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

See? That's sweeter.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

momzy…