@ abi

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠ⠀

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

⠀𝗜’𝗺 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁, 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲..

[amy brookheimer. @STEELMAGNOLlA]

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𝒀𝑂𝑈 𝑨𝑅𝐸 𝑱𝑈𝑆𝑇 𝑨

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐇 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐇

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐇 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐇

𝔹 𝕀 𝕋 ℂ ℍ
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[@ abi @thisisopposites]

isn’t it supposed to be creative and turn a profit? you had puppets cussing and somehow still never managed to devote yourself to anything original.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

That's not what theatre is about.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

when did you ever have a sellout on opening night? exactly.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

I don't think that's true.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

it’s pretty tacky.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

You say it like it's something to be embarrassed about.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

public theatre.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

It's called theater.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

says the puppet lady nearly approaching fifty.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Wow. You are so inappropriate, Abigail.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

you’re being fucking ridiculous with this. like, genuinely, how are we still having this conversation?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

It still doesn't amount to a platinum-whatever car.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

i don’t want any trouble, mom. my pot of money is mine, it shouldn’t need a disclaimer saying it’s only for college..

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Abigail.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

you still owe me money.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Then that's his problem.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

or i could go way above your head and ask dad for one?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Or you could go to college, get a career, and get your own car.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

or we could put that college fund to better use..

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

You can get a secondhand P.T. cruiser, like a normal young adult.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

can it be a twenty six plate?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

See? That's sweeter.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

momzy…

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

What an unnecessary thing to say, Abi.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

will you and ed be funding my first car?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Teaching you to drive takes more than that.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

so uptight you’re doing half the work for me.

[���𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

That is so disrespectful, Abigail. You should know better.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

at least i gave it my best shot. can’t control if my jokes land like ash in your mouth sometimes, especially when you’ve clearly got the humor of a brick.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Is that supposed to be funny? Because it's not. You don't say stuff like that, Abigail.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

great, you should probably say your goodbyes to mr. new balance and freckles. you never know when it comes to us learners.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Just making sure.

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

you hear sass, i was only sounding out my syllables. not everything is an attitude, you know.

[𝑱𝑨𝑵𝑬 @OFSEACHANGES]

there's no need for sass .

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

to drive an automatic and keep to the right? yeah, i think i’m ready.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

You think you're ready?

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

see, much easier. and i want to at least try the freeway, not just drive around the block and taking you to blue blues.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

It's the truth, Abigail. Yes, I'll teach you to drive.