ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

ᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ⠀
ᅠᅠᅠ⠀
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚏 𝚈𝚘𝚞, 𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎, 𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚘.
ᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ⠀
ᅠᅠᅠ⠀

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

let’s get the gas going for the baby oven. this thing isn’t gonna preheat itself.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Seriously?

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

manny?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Two letters longer than yours.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

what would be a boy’s name for a mini madeline jr.?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Makes me want the kid even more.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

i love it when you’re in charge, mrs. mckenzie. makes my life so much easier.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

I love it when you're so collective and responsible.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

is that something you really want? because we can afford it, but another kid means all the reruns of pta meetings at otter bay.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

I think we've earned a night away together. It'll be nice to break the routine and see something different. Maybe we even make another kid?

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

unless you want to bring the girls, you’re the boss.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Do you mean that? Just us two?

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

well, there’s still a few days left of summer vacation. what if i said we went out somewhere tonight? strictly anti-kids territory.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

You crack me up, Ed. Makes me love you more.

[amy brookheimer. @STEELMAGNOLlA]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
𝒀𝑂𝑈 𝑨𝑅𝐸 𝑱𝑈𝑆𝑇 𝑨

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐇 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐇

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐇 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐇

𝔹 𝕀 𝕋 ℂ ℍ
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

if i don’t joke, how else am i supposed to hear that laugh, let alone a little titter? can’t be having that.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Don't even joke about that, Ed.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

you never know, there could be some multiverse out there, where you’re allergic to bicycles, resent me for it and you somehow have to live without me.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Thanks for cheering me up, Ed. I don't know what I'd do without you.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

the tripoid should be in the closet. hopefully i was smart enough to shove it right to the back, otherwise you’re going to be greeted by a few cobwebs. but, hon. you are still my favorite little assistant of all time.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Hopefully not. Let's set up our camera for tonight?

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

we could always get dr. phil to mediate if it gets any worse, hon. hopefully it doesn’t come to that.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

I don't know anymore. No matter what I do, she already has it in her mind that I'm the bad guy.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

talking’s good. it could end with a few doors being slammed, or maybe it’s just a chance for her to decompress.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

No. Well, yes, but I already had a talk with her. She's so emotionally disturbed. I feel bad.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

she isn’t? is abigail okay? is there something going on between you two that i’ve missed?

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Always one step ahead. We can give away the extra pair, I don't think Abi will be joining us for this.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

i’ve got your glasses ready, don’t want you losing your sight. gotta look after you.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

You're such a dream, Ed. I can always count on you to make me feel better.

[ED HAS LEFT THE BUILDING @fancydressdept]

honey, we’ve gotta get the projector and sheet set up. our first solar eclipse together and chloe’s too. feels kinda special.

[𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄. @BIGLITTLEBLONDE]

Maybe come back to the building, @fancydressdept?

[@ abi @thisisopposites]

⠀𝗜’𝗺 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗱𝘂𝗹𝘁, 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲..