Oneiroi

In dreams, I walk with you
In dreams, I talk to you
In dreams, you're mine all of the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams

[Oneiroi @BIOSCI_ERD]

So no more Burger King for me. @BurgerKing

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

So the Zionists will cost Burger King millions, all to take down a young black girl on minimum wage.
Well, I suppose we should all try and eat less fast food anyway...

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The new Health Secretary @YvetteCooperMP said today on the BBC that there are no plans to get more nurses and that Mental Health nurses just need to ‘work differently’

Tomorrows Gaurdian headline 👇

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

My hairdresser lives in Frinton, the posh part of the Clacton constituency, to my surprise she told me that not only is everyone talking about how they’re going to vote for Count Binface but a local resident has built a replica out of bins.

Imagine if he fucking does it 😂

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Water companies are pumping shit into our rivers & seas and charging us extra for the privilege.

They’re in charge of our vital water security as temperatures hit record levels.

Enough words from the Labour Government.

Time for action.

Nationalise.

https://t.co/AywQBkY33Z.

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Reform UK councillors in Kent wanted the national anthem played at the end of council meetings, but it blew up in their faces in the most hilariously petty way

https://t.co/Z9pMacyhQ4

[Oneiroi @BIOSCI_ERD]

Should be really easy for the water companies to fix the leaking pipes now. It is not as if there is much water running through them.

[Nick Reeves #RejoinEU #NAFO #FBPE @nickreeves9876]

Given that fascist runt Arron Banks is, it seems, seeking to intimidate journalists by setting private investigators on to Times journalist @Gabriel_Pogrund, I think it's time to revisit Arron Banks' Russian connections.

Around the time of the Brexit referendum, Arron Banks was enthusiastically parroting Russian propaganda lies. The lies included the claim that Crimea was as Russian as the Isle of Wight is British. The reality is that Russia only fully conquered Crimea in 1783, and in 1944 it deported its entire Tatar population leading to the deaths of 30-40% of those deported. Banks ignored that truth and parroted the Russian lie.

Banks gave false information about the number of times that he had met Russian officials.

The story that leaked from those meetings is all about Russia offering Banks business deals, and such stories led people to chase the idea that Russia might have funded Banks' Leave EU loan, a pursuit which proved to be futile.

I think people were barking up the wrong tree. Banks is a nasty little fascist who, I think, would have needed no financial inducement to collaborate with Russia. His enthusiastic parroting of Russian propaganda testifies to that.

I believe the main purpose of the meetings, was to coordinate Leave EU's and Russia's Brexit tactics. I can't prove that, but it would have been of far more interest to Russia than some relatively piddling business deals, and, as I have suggested, I don't think Banks would have needed any financial incentive to collaborate with Russia.

Of course we might have known a lot more about this had the Tory Brexit government not "actively avoided" investigating Russian interference in the Brexit referendum.

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

How come a candidate in a byelection is allowed to hold a press conference? Doesn't coverage of this breach election broadcast rules? Or is it simply that rules shouldn't apply to Reform?

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Do you remember when they started saying they didn’t care if Boris had lied to parliament?

Same narrative, cheaper suits.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

BREAKING: Nigel Farage demands that Nathan Gill serves his FULL prison sentence.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Why I am supporting Count Binface!

RT if you do too! https://t.co/RpdrEohN5M

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Another one of the usual suspects.

#FutureReformCandidates

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Since Thames Water introduced a hosepipe ban 17 days ago they have now leaked 9,921,459,817 litres of water from their badly maintained, underinvested, cracked old network of pipes.

https://t.co/ZJfYyh3H5q

[Sir Norman of Nowhere. 🏴‍☠️ @Normanjam67]

How is this privately educated, fox hunting supporting, ex merchant banker not a member of the Establishment?

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

There are two very right wing people in my office.
They can’t stand each other and never hang out. This seems to be a common theme.

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

So the Israeli who thought it would be good to get a black girl working minimum wage in Burger King, fired for saying free Palestine, has ended up getting her a cool $250000, so far, and will end up costing Burger King millions as people, including me, boycott it...

[Spirit Of Attlee @SpiritOfAttlee]

How the hell does a water company £21bn in debt, cash running out and still dumping sewage into rivers justify pulling a million quid from its emergency borrowing facility to pay the finance chief a signing on fee?

Thames Water just did it for Steve Buck. Delayed 15 months. “Contractual.” Cash from the lenders fighting to stop nationalisation. Chairman admitted customers will call it unfair.

Your bills are up. Your river is a toilet. They still look after their own.

This isn’t a scandal. It’s the privatisation model working exactly as designed. Special Administration and public ownership under democratic control is the only adult answer left.

Demand Burnham and Eagle stop playing games with the vultures and take it back. Now.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

I've just remembered this and further details about Gavin Williamson tipping off Tice & Oakeshott about Banks's Russian connections is actually in my witness statement.

Again, this is a matter of court record & is fully reportable. It just wasn't reported anywhere.
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