Pratt

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The average US home is now more unaffordable to the average American than at any point in history, per CBS

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Astros are acquiring Carlos Correa from the Twins, per @brianmctaggart

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[Pratt @BPratt512]

This the same guy who cut rates a few months for the election. Get his ass out!

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨BREAKING: Jerome Powell keeps rates unchanged, blames Trump’s tariffs for higher prices, and says inflation expectations are rising:

“Increased tariffs are pushing up prices. Near-term measures of inflation expectations have moved up."

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I go to work, I leave work, I blink, I'm back at work

[Bee’s Little Ranch @BeesLittleRanch]

😂

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

“please don’t hesitate to reach out”

me watching the phone ring when they reach out

[Pratt @BPratt512]

@TheRustler69 @grok Who are you?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul on this Earth:

Mercedes-Benz: We are integrating Microsoft Teams into our vehicles.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Zohran Mamdani wants to “ban all guns” and “defund the police”, and then flys to Uganda for his wedding celebration guarded by masked special forces at his family’s multi-million dollar compound.

As always… Socialism for thee, not for me.

[issues @dadyssues]

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what's going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Turned my 401k contribution to the lowest possible amount so I can focus on having dinner and drinks with my friends

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Someone said this is like the beginning of a broadway musical and we can never unsee it.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Raw dogging work today.
- No internet
- No laptop
- No meetings

Just 8 hours of staring at blank monitors until my boss says something

[Pratt @BPratt512]

Are we supposed to act surprised here lol

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Congress is reportedly attempting to prevent Ghislaine Maxwell from disclosing Jeffrey Epstein’s “client list,” according to Daily Mail.

[Crypto Tea @Cryptotea]

“Bitcoin can’t keep running like this”

Bitcoin: