The Parodical B.R. Crichton

Child herder, dog walker, cat butler.
Author of 'The Rage Within' and the 'Arise the Darkness' series.

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

Out now on Kindle and in paperback!
#fantasy #epicfantasy #darkfantasy
https://t.co/lVzH8QSCto
Courage is tested and the bonds of friendship are strained as this epic struggle for survival and dominion unfolds.

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@engineers_feed Yes.
As an ex tree surgeon, I can assure you that this is how we get up a tree after installing a rope with a throwline.
And, without the luxury of a pulley!
Tree-bark-friction and all.
Proper job!

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@oldenoughtosay A Ford Transit 'Luton' type and smaller is a van but anything bigger is a lorry.
Anything articulated is a Lorry.

[Matthew Todd 🌏🔥 @MrMatthewTodd]

People are in total denial. Far worse is coming.
#LosAngelesFires #Socal #PalisadesWildfire

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

Yes, but at least one of them thinks he's Batman.

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@Otto_English Also, what 'ancient British liberties'?
All of the liberties worth having are pretty recent I'd say.

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@Markstirton There's a nip in the air down here in Perthshire too.
Albeit a better class of nip. 😜

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@Jringo1508 In my first year of high school I had an argument with my English teacher about the pronunciation of the word 'sword'.
She sounded the w, as in sward.
I insisted the w was silent.
We both stood our ground and I ended up in the headmaster's office.

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@CharlotteCGill People have always turned down honours for all sorts of reasons. Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, John Cleese, JK Rowling.....
Many think it was always worthless.
Nothing will change.
https://t.co/Mb6g7ZX8Wy

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@sundersays @peterjukes Not to mention the fact that people have always turned down honours for a whole host of reasons.
Blair and Brown, John Cleese, JK Rowling.
https://t.co/Mb6g7ZX8Wy

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@elonmusk Hi Elon, you're either ill-informed, a fool, or knowingly spreading malicious disinformation.
He's in jail for a charge of contempt of court, to which he admitted his guilt.
Why do you do this?

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@BSmithBenS I made it too!
And my family.
Oh, ...and my friends.
We must be the lucky ones. 😄
All the best for '25.

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@nateinthewild I hope the AI remembers to put dog turds on the pavement.

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@praisethecamera Go to Hell.
Go directly to Hell.
Do not pass Go.
Do not collect £200.

(Not you, obvs. The arseholes who developed this utter shite.)

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@bushontheradio Not a bit.
Some years ago, on an Aeroflot flight, it was genuine gratitude!
That's the only time I've witnessed it tbh.

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@growing_daniel I can honestly say that a few years back, if you'd said that Putin would seduce a large section of the American left, I'd have said, "Yes, I can see that."
But the American Right?!
The world is upside down.

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@JayinKyiv Trump will fix it for him soon.

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@LobAllan This is surprisingly common in modern cars. The elevated headlight position won't help either.
Tbf, even if they are adjustable, people often go with the highest position anyway.
I also find the newer generation of lights more 'piercing', if that makes sense.

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

@boots_bike That, and the fact he had to turn back to create a confrontation.

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Mr 'free speech absolutist' is very good at throttling voices he doesn't like, isn't he?
He has killed this platform.
The sky is blue elsewhere.

[The Parodical B.R. Crichton @BRCrichton]

Hi @ytirawi , go where the sky is blue. I can't follow you here. X auto-unfollows .