The Bullshit Detective Podcast

Currently creating A Dose of Dave, daily episodes where I talk out of my arse for 5 minutes.

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@ProjectLincoln Goldfinger

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@JoeBangles11 They should throw that half fat nonsense in the bin.

[Charlotte @RoylePin]

Just heard a British person call the police “the feds” and the person he was talking to didn’t bat an eyelid, so I killed them.

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10 years ago.

[Flups @TheRealFlups]

I have just passed Wind. He was waiting at the bus stop with Earth and Fire.

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@LidlGB Yes.

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@VeritySangan Every day.

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@ddebralouise I’m reading this that you can until you’re formally banned

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

I dunno why we're all so worried about AI and deepfakes when we've got people like Gary around

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@DaveEDanna Wire wool and bleach

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@NoContextHumans Don’t whistle with a mouth full of custard.

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@CaptionedLife Absolutely none.

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@thefridgeman Definitely both. Such lovely people.

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At this rate I won’t be seeing any tweets

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Not saying I've been on Twitter too long, but when the "rate limit exceeded" thing happened I went to my son’s room to get the advice of a tech-savvy young teen, and apparently he moved out several years ago, is married, and running his own business.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

the idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they’d likely just be some other planet’s asshole billionaires

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I went to Tesco earlier and bought 8 pots of quark.

[Adam Farrer @AdamJFarrer]

Guy walking his dog past my house just called back to it when it stopped to sniff at my fence.

"Come on, Maureen."

I won't tell you the breed, I want you to picture your own Maureen the Dog.

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If I told you I once shat myself in a nightclub would you like my tweet?