Bryan Shukoff

Writer on #BloodAndTreasure - Misser of Hugs - Lover of Sprinkles, Sparkles, and MURDER.

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@sandrachw Now THAT'S in flight entertainment!

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@cstegman only... occasionally

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@cstegman @blacklionking73 co-sign. Denzel makes every trope better.

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@pmiscove I really like the Herman Miller Sayl, reeeeeally close to comfort of an Aeron but only about $450

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

WOW. amazing. @ztato https://t.co/wybkUD73Jx

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

California, get your ballots in! Then we'll all go on a Larchmont Blvd "ice cream crawl," my treat. Jeni's. Salt&Straw. Hell, even that hell that is Rite Aid ice cream. We'll get nuts (not actual nuts because nuts and ice cream is disgusting, you rascals) #VoteNoOnTheRecall

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@DavidHSteinberg WOW. It's about to trap THIS tourist when the world stops burning. I do always love how those places can't choose a "cuisine," and instead are like, "Uh... we got Thai Lettuce Wraps AND Nachos AND Hummus AND BBQ! Come on down!"

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@DavidHSteinberg I truly want to build a house that has ONLY secret bookcase doors for every door, and only busts of composers to open them. And a Batman chute. And paintings with the eyeballs cut out! So... yes.

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

It just dawned on me that "71" was the MOST excited and nervous I've ever been fifteen minutes into a movie. And then it pays off! Holy bajoley is that movie good. You did it, @71movie, you did it.

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

Please PLEASE Californians, get your ballot in by Sept. 14th. It is bananastown important for so SO many reasons. And we won't even get a hilarious governor like Arnold if it all goes south.

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@matthewfederman I just watched We Are Lady Parts too! So good!

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@matthewfederman This is a slightly more obscure reference, but I watched "Difficult People" and the whole time was thinking "Oh man, this guy is going to be so much happier when he invents Billy On The Street"

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@matthewfederman I thought that about a bajillion times in the first season of BARRY. My mind would get tricked too, "Oh no, these actors are struggling. No wait! They're doing great!"

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

Just saw a guy walking down Larchmont Blvd, holding a living giant turtle. He seemed casual, but I’m having trouble imagining a positive-outcome scenario that includes “yah, just have to make a go of this on foot.”

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@JayKogen @Simms2673 Grease 2 is one of the best movies ever. But in this instance, I will suggest "Riders of Justice"

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

Is the ratio of every single container of blueberries 10% delicious and 90% disgusting gushy vomit balls, or am I just a really bad blueberry chooser?

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@MuseZack This is the most mind-blowing bit of information I've received in a long time.

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@Simms2673 Wow. He could DEFINITELY beat the living hell out of my Dad.

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

Me, but talking about eating Butterfingers Fun Size candy bars instead of being amazing at tennis.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Venus Williams talking about media scrutiny is the energy I need to start bringing into every facet of my life

[Bryan Shukoff @BShookAh]

@taken4movie Sneakers for fun. The Sting for classic vibe. Baby Driver for style. The Town and Heat for intense heists. Bottle Rocket for a dash of indie. Den of Thieves for trashy aggression that's ridiculous but also kind of awesome when you're tired at the end of the day.