Brett Smiley

What's sarcasm?

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@StazLife just looking out for ya!

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@_KyleSchubert @BrendanMegaw. @Ranchmans lost respect for itself.

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

PSA @Ranchmans is a waste of your money #empty #badband #gotoknoxvilles

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@calgarytransit literally the worst transit system in the world

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@hounj @StazLife generational force

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

.@NHLFlames I played goalie in novice, do you need me to start next game?

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@hounj you just got out scienced by @StazLife

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@calgarytransit will you be reimbursing me for my Calgary marathon race fee?

[Boring Sean Monahan @boringmonahan]

I asked Michael Ferland if he thinks the Vancouver Canucks are mad at him and he said he hopes so.

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@calgarytransit really? I'm delayed every week.

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

My weekly @calgarytransit delay. Stuck at south land.

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

There's nothing more reliable than delays on @calgarytransit

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

If I win the @Huckberry #ExplorersGrant, I'm going to Iceland with #ChrisBurkard and @courtschubert. More here: http://t.co/R3lZUP2Qnz

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

The meal is not over when I'm full, the meal is over when I hate myself. #happythanksgiving

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

"How can they let a slow white guy be that wide open?! What a bunch of fucking...chriiiist" -My dad watching stamps vs riders.

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@ToyotaCanada had my car at the dealership all day to replace a part only to find out it was the wrong part after 10 hours. #NotImpressed

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

Oh captain my captain #RIP

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

What does a nice golf course like Priddis play in the locker rooms? That's right, Akon.

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

What a final round!

[Brett Smiley @BSmiley4]

@courtschubert I'm not the only one!