Peter Belski

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[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Pep Guardiola saw this and immediately signed Haaland 😭😭

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@PoliceUg I wanna know the officer that took these pics. That Samsung is costly

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@MartMotorMania @ManCity Team needs a trophy..not soothing egos

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Dame un grrr.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Iran right now. 🤣

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya.

This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing.

He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father.

Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him,

“Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.”

Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible.

Not Waruthu.

Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism.

The man did not spend money. He attacked it.

Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again.

This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange.

I’m not joking.

Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque.
19 million.

At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling.

He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before.

Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly.

House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers.

Any other human being would learn.

Waruthu?

Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary.

Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project.

Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance.

Again the government comes.

Again they acquire.

Again Waruthu is paid.

This time 25 million.

You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million.

This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects.

He doesn’t farm.

He doesn’t build wealth.

He doesn’t invest.

He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings.

The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru.

Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle.

The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM.

Respect. 😂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

How to play your way out of danger 😮‍💨

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@DrSerunjogiEmma Use zabure,relworks..the networks will make You dance till You give up

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@tigawanna @expo @aleqsio we have learnt the hard way..with updating broken apps

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@Quinton_D_K @URSBHQ @GCICUganda @GovUganda @DenisNabz @stevenbaryevuga @lubwamajt2 @_ARIPO @WIPO @AfricaIPR https://t.co/zCsjxdfIk4 try and open a ticket. That is what I a have been advised to do.

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@mtnug @mtnug what is up today

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@antigravity Agent taking unexpectedly long to load..error..how to fix this..

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Wait for it... 😮‍💨

[Premier League @premierleague]

Josko Gvardiol with the 1000 IQ play 🧠

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@iconi_con @NinyeTabz This one was already found by mafia..

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@mugabisamtech Hi. I need some directions.. I am trying to fuzzy match names from 2 lists..what is the best algo to use. 100k+ records.

[Danis @mcfc2_danis]

Double slide tackle this is my GK man 😭😭🩵
https://t.co/8W9SaVqksl

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@_queencity Where did You watch from?

[Peter Belski @BVodochka]

@NIRA_Ug The kind of replies that give no information..if there was list of where the NIRA registration areas are, We would be happier..but we keep coming online to ask..