Brenda Muema

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

If we date, I want a little favoritism. I want to know I’m your person the one who gets a little more love, a little more effort, and a little more of you than anyone else.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

"Imagine if it was your daughter.”

No.

Develop empathy WITHOUT imagining her to be your sister, daughter or mom.

Develop BASIC humanity…

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

why the hell does Netflix help me spell a movie they don’t have??

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contact details.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

turns out, the secret to looking good in photos is being loved by the person behind the camera.

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

Age shaming is so funny.

Why are you shaming me for living long…. are you planning on dying early?

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Please raise your daughters to have hobbies, interests, and academics...so when they become adults and middle-aged women they have something to talk about besides a man.

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

The art of nyama choma is quickly getting lost in Kenya, all we get nowadays is boiled meat passed over the grill for a few minutes. 💔💔

[🎧Astro girl🫧 @Amarachukwuuu]

women are busy posting their academic achievements and your own biggest flex is having a man? sweet Jesus 😭

[Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims]

People are being robbed in Parklands / Limuru Road. Now.

A group of boda boda riders and people on foot are breaking in, robbing, harassing and looting anyone and any car they come across.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR SECURITY, JAMANI?!!

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Kwani ni lazima tungojee wazungu? why not make it affordable for Kenyans and target Kenyans with ads? Ama ni lazima tungojee Wolfgang akuje na Lufthansa?

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

You cannot:

​Work full time, raise children, keep a spotless home, show up fully in your marriage, maintain friendships, stay fit, build wealth, read books, pursue hobbies, serve only home cooked meals, answer every email, and still make the 3:30 school pickup.

​That standard was created to keep you exhausted and blaming yourself. Let it go.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

It’s very important to decide to be happy the moment you wake up, do not dwell into things you have no control over.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Amazon’s customer service strategy is basically
“here’s your refund, please don’t talk to us”

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

You really gotta run a strict program or your life will be a circus

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Be selfish. Leave at 5pm. Take all your PTO. Ignore work calls on the weekend. Never take your work home. Jump to better jobs. Start side hustles. Always look out for yourself, FIRST.

[Ms. Angie @AngelMwendee]

You can't outgrind a failing economy. Inflation will eat away your savings faster than you can build them. The taxes will keep rising, and in return, you'll get crumbling roads, underfunded hospitals, and an education system that barely functions.

[Ina💗 @alicem3x]

Dating in your 30s is realizing chemistry can exist without compatibility.
Very unfortunate discovery.

[Beatrice Marshall @BmarshallCGTN]

Now show us kenyatta national hospital....