Off Topic Whit

Undercover @babydocwhit, for the purpose of Mafia shenanigans. @Pantinkins is my therapist

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@ShelKel2 @OvadaMoshe @hodgetwins Can you explain the flaws?

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

PayPal isn’t sorry, they’re just mad they got caught.

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@GentlemanRascal This poor lady needs all new friends.

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@SmexyGhosty Yes.

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@WaltzingMtilda IKR?!?

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@BadgerJer @MissyMann @JackMartensite @Kevin_D_Jones @MafiaBear4Real @sparkly_jules1 @Deb @kfgravy @jontheharris @ArsVampyre @freddavelynn @CanadaDaveMafia @MafiaKate1 @kissnolansass @mytntlife @lone_rides @horsesandbabies @vargrkonungr @pantinkins @Taco_Corleone @wxmel @Meljanx @ChicoMagnifico1 @Kyle_Beckley @CheeseForEvery1 @JayDubbTX @Holz501 @STFUNarwhal @EfALTgirard @JenDinnj @shortyintexas @dencodarlin01 @Plaidypus07 @SamtheShark27 @suvrbl @A_A_Ron_314 @hpygoluker @KetFinn @VisibleFloof @WaltzingMtilda LISTEN. You haven’t NOT gotten a gift. You just haven’t gotten a gift, YET.

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@JackMartensite @Kevin_D_Jones @MafiaBear4Real @sparkly_jules1 @Deb @kfgravy @jontheharris @ArsVampyre @freddavelynn @CanadaDaveMafia @MafiaKate1 @kissnolansass @mytntlife @lone_rides @horsesandbabies @vargrkonungr @pantinkins @Taco_Corleone @wxmel @Meljanx @ChicoMagnifico1 @Kyle_Beckley @CheeseForEvery1 @BadgerJer @JayDubbTX @Holz501 @STFUNarwhal @EfALTgirard @JenDinnj @shortyintexas @dencodarlin01 @Plaidypus07 @SamtheShark27 @suvrbl @A_A_Ron_314 @hpygoluker @KetFinn @MissyMann @VisibleFloof @WaltzingMtilda I withdraw, counselor

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@JackMartensite @Kevin_D_Jones @MissyMann @BadgerJer @MafiaBear4Real @sparkly_jules1 @Deb @kfgravy @jontheharris @ArsVampyre @freddavelynn @CanadaDaveMafia @MafiaKate1 @kissnolansass @mytntlife @lone_rides @horsesandbabies @vargrkonungr @pantinkins @Taco_Corleone @wxmel @Meljanx @ChicoMagnifico1 @Kyle_Beckley @CheeseForEvery1 @JayDubbTX @Holz501 @STFUNarwhal @EfALTgirard @JenDinnj @shortyintexas @dencodarlin01 @Plaidypus07 @SamtheShark27 @suvrbl @A_A_Ron_314 @hpygoluker @KetFinn @VisibleFloof @WaltzingMtilda @horsesandbabies come get your man 😂

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@JackMartensite @Kevin_D_Jones @MafiaBear4Real @sparkly_jules1 @Deb @kfgravy @jontheharris @ArsVampyre @freddavelynn @CanadaDaveMafia @MafiaKate1 @kissnolansass @mytntlife @lone_rides @horsesandbabies @vargrkonungr @pantinkins @Taco_Corleone @wxmel @Meljanx @ChicoMagnifico1 @Kyle_Beckley @CheeseForEvery1 @BadgerJer @JayDubbTX @Holz501 @STFUNarwhal @EfALTgirard @JenDinnj @shortyintexas @dencodarlin01 @Plaidypus07 @SamtheShark27 @suvrbl @A_A_Ron_314 @hpygoluker @KetFinn @MissyMann @VisibleFloof @WaltzingMtilda I mean, obviously the theme sex will be in Jules’ basement.

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@JackMartensite @Kevin_D_Jones @MafiaBear4Real @sparkly_jules1 @Deb @kfgravy @jontheharris @ArsVampyre @freddavelynn @CanadaDaveMafia @MafiaKate1 @kissnolansass @mytntlife @lone_rides @horsesandbabies @vargrkonungr @pantinkins @Taco_Corleone @wxmel @Meljanx @ChicoMagnifico1 @Kyle_Beckley @CheeseForEvery1 @BadgerJer @JayDubbTX @Holz501 @STFUNarwhal @EfALTgirard @JenDinnj @shortyintexas @dencodarlin01 @Plaidypus07 @SamtheShark27 @suvrbl @A_A_Ron_314 @hpygoluker @KetFinn @MissyMann @VisibleFloof @WaltzingMtilda And who doesn’t like theme sex?

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@Kevin_D_Jones @MafiaBear4Real @sparkly_jules1 @Deb @kfgravy @jontheharris @ArsVampyre @freddavelynn @CanadaDaveMafia @MafiaKate1 @kissnolansass @mytntlife @lone_rides @JackMartensite @horsesandbabies @vargrkonungr @pantinkins @Taco_Corleone @wxmel @Meljanx @ChicoMagnifico1 @Kyle_Beckley @CheeseForEvery1 @BadgerJer @JayDubbTX @Holz501 @STFUNarwhal @EfALTgirard @JenDinnj @shortyintexas @dencodarlin01 @Plaidypus07 @SamtheShark27 @suvrbl @A_A_Ron_314 @hpygoluker @KetFinn @MissyMann @VisibleFloof @WaltzingMtilda I’m in. I think it’s so much easier when I’m familiar with the theme!

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@MonikaMusing I LOVE those shoes!!

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

I go to work. I work hard. I go to the gym. I hunt. I fish. I spend time with friends and family. I pay my taxes and don’t break the law. I play disc golf.

I am a threat to the very soul of this nation.

[Bob Weave @lowkeyrbe]

I never considered myself “MAGA.” I was “NeverTrump” in 2016. The sheer insanity of what Democrats did those 4 years pushed me to vote for Trump in 2020.

I’d rather someone else run in 2024.

Democrats call me “MAGA” anyway.

They’ll never get my vote. I’m not alone.

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

I think we know how it will go. It will go like it did when they denied us access to our dying loved ones and our newborn infants. When they told us we couldn’t have weddings and funerals. We will comply.

[Derp™️ @null_user_value]

“I’ll never comply, I’ll never turn in my friends or my guns.”

I think a lot of people say these things, and really do believe they mean them, but haven’t really given much thought as to the pressures that are going to be applied.

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

They got @AmishSecreto again - tell Twitter to #FreeAmish!

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

@dr_hugh_jass I identify as this

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

You mean the definition that the @AP has been using for the past 40 years? That one?

Must be exhausting carrying all that water for your political tribe.

[Off Topic Whit @BackAlleyQuack]

#FreeTheBee

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

We @thebabylonbee writers are just hanging out in twitter jail, anything exciting happening on the outside?

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

We @thebabylonbee writers are just hanging out in twitter jail, anything exciting happening on the outside?