Back Row Methodist

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

#LoveWins #UMCGC

[United Methodist News @UMNS]

God loves everyone, and no one should disaffiliate from the #UMC just because they are uncomfortable with those who are different, writes the Rev. Beverly L. Wilkes-Null in a commentary. https://t.co/S83Eu4bjUA

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

Y’all parents putting y’all’s kids all over the internets gonna have heck to pay when y’all’s kids are grown. Y’all gonna be all over the internets with y’all’s walkers.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@BackRowMethodis What we’re planning is the “no trust needed” clause. What this means is that we don’t need to trust churches because we will BE WATCHING THEM. Churches can own their buildings, but we are the only way to God so…have fun with your building in hell heretics!

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

@FabulousGMC What about the trust clause? Or don't you have one because you can't trust nobody? #AskingForAFriend #turndownforwhat

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

The sprinklers got turned on during the Methodist VBS. Everyone was saved.

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

Look like #AWFAC22 need some edibles up in here. @davebarkalow @Revdavidmorris @TheCall_Holston

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

What is Hesychasm? - Mystical Practice in Orthodox Christianity https://t.co/etmhTnnxuO via @YouTube

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

Faithless, godless Methodists! You need G-ZUS-SUH!

[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

Radical right-wing preacher Joshua Feuerstein tells Christians "you don't have to wear the mask, you got Jesus. You don't need the vaccine, you got Jesus."

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

#NewProfilePic

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

#SayTheirNames

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

"Now is the winter of our discontent made summer by this glorious sun of York..." #thingsthatcometomind #whenurpissed #shithappens #dontmeanigottalikeit

[The Pastorlorian @UMC_CommonSense]

Between the Congressional hearings, the general conference fall out, and Trump in Vietnam with Kim, my personal Facebook and Twitter feeds look like...

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

@ShaneRaynor Only for medicinal purposes, if I remember Wesley correctly. I think he also made a comment to the effect he didn't think anyone ever got that sick, or something like that 🤔🤨

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

#realtalk

[The Pastorlorian @UMC_CommonSense]

What will happen before #GC2020

1. Delegate elections will be vicious in most conferences
2. There will be a push by liberals to elect more young clergy and laity
3. There will be a sh*t ton of legislation put forward, more than in recent memory

#UMC #UMCGC #GC2019

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

Why do I feel like someone said jump out of the plane; we'll send the parachute shortly. #GC2019 #gcumc

[THE Fake UMC Bishop @fakeUMCbishop]

Can we please have the parliamentarian give us a suggestion on how to finish by 6:30? #GCUMC

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

👀#GC2019

[Oklahoma Conf UMC @ok_umc]

Alex Plum, lay delegate from Detroit, speaks: "There seems to be such a gross disparity between how some people want to divide sexual morality. Why are we only focused on one small part?" #GC2019

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

And again...

[Back Row Methodist @BackRowMethodis]

#GC2019 translation issues.... Again. #crucial

[Ralph Wooten @Ralph_WU_10]

Dear delegates from places where you speak a different heart language than English: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Apparently 3 yrs is not long enough to prepare translators, equipment, and backup plans. Thank u for ur heart message passion for our Lord & His church. #GC2019