The Real GMC

Most of our good work is over at IG:

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

If, like @utsdoc (who blocked us for respectfully asking questions) your first thought is to attack our anonymous nature & call us cowardly:
1) Grow up
2) Examine your own privilege and realize not everyone has what you have.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@jnshep4 @EricTheStory @dluruth3 @umjeremy Dude drifting into UM twitter like an addict who swears they’ve gone clean but then you catch them huffing negative interactions like spray paint out of a bag.
“Just give me one more hit of feeling smarter/superior to others..”

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@dread_pastor @JohnLomperis Us too!

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@dread_pastor What?

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@umjeremy Another ambitious team-blaming quarterback enters the transfer portal. Is this the UMC or ESPN?

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

Our New Year’s resolution is let our anger about the lies and hatefulness of the global MC pass through a few more layers of prayer filtering.
That said: 2023 begins with Scott Jones as a non active UMC Bishop - so things are looking up!

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@Leave_UMC @TheUnfundament1 The fact that you don’t think Bishops are elected or answerable to laity really demonstrates your considerable expertise with our polity.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

Oh look, hell CAN freeze over!

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@nathancherolis @PriscillaBjorn @UMC_CommonSense @thegracechurch Yes - that most people prefer compliance from others while insisting on special treatment for themselves.
🤷🏼‍♂️
Integrity isn’t theoretical - if someone else has to follow a rule, you should too. Nobody gets to defend their integrity by saying others broke faith first.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

Y’all know it was a terrible idea, and trying to use it to ratchet up more fear-mongering just makes you look silly.

Well - more silly anyway.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

#umc Anti-gay mouthpieces like Tooley looking at the apology for a non-effective, strongly homophobic “church/business” planted in a diverse & pro-inclusion neighborhood be like:

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

Tell us you were spanked as a child (and spanked your own kids) without telling us you were spanked as a child.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@Thom1st Well - we’d be the “winner” of faith right? If we run off or attack everyone who disagrees with us?

Right?

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

Daughter church of St. Andrews in Texas react to that churches shocking disobedience to process and discipline.

https://t.co/7ufZY5H0KA

#umc

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@mwright92 @echrisroberts @markdtooley There are literally 40 people he could have named as his hero that we would have actually believed. To name Tooley is to expose himself as:
1) An actual shill for the IRD OR
2) An aspiring shill for the IRD OR
3) Hopelessly down the rabbit hole of misinformation

[DreadPastorRoberts @dread_pastor]

Yes, he is. Yes, he is.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@StayUmc @markdtooley Almost like 70 year old data doesn’t necessarily have relevance!

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@echrisroberts @BishopTrimble @stlukesindy @fwfaith @inumconference

We live to serve.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@bigham_tsai A heads up: you got targeted by the IRD today for some quote- expect bearded white men to make a little more noise than usual.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@kevindbarron @RitterChris Yes. Wow. Stunning when the process of a church is “what gives us the most value?” And misses how blessing others is a huge value.

[The Real GMC @FabulousGMC]

@echrisroberts @wesleyancov Dude, we get it - you’re leaving. Summon up some restraint and turn the other cheek even if you feel attacked. Break the cycle for your own sake - you’ll feel better.