@peachofababy I know you joking but for the record: When they do something bad act like a big cat, grab the back of their neck and growl in their face.
@yeetfios@SirYapsalot_ I checked with my wife. She said just order mugwort tea from a tea specialist website (as opposed to, like, a hippy shop or something). ๐
@F1 If they must race there, make it a time trial special or something. Maybe a tournament of one-on-one pursuit challenges. Add a team element by averaging times across both drivers.
@wearetherace Launches are just events for the sponsors, with nothing for fans. Making them big and glitzy (a) won't change that, and, (b) takes Formula 1 ever further from the smoking rubber reality of motor racing that is its core appeal.