Valerio Baldassarri

Yours Truly

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I'm the white Serena Williams. I be ballin on these hoes

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Im truly appreciative of @kanyewest for discovering upcoming artists such as the beatles and elton john

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I never really understood whats molly and tom ford have to do with each other

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@Dloading is great and all, he ain't got the juice like that tho

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"No man is an island," but a few own one.

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Humanity would be a much better place without cankles

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The finals are officially over. Congrats @StephenCurry30 and co. @KyrieIrving , get back soon I suppose. What a shame

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@BrunoMars is the black @rodstewart of our age #blessed

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Is #JamieXX McLovin's musically talented twin?

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You're dust @jack_valentine

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Charlie pie shat himself tonight

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Why is everything that comes out of @BigSean's mouth absolute shit? #justquit

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I'm not claiming to be batman, but nobody's ever seen me and batman in the same room.

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First tweet ladies and gentlemen. Giant leap for mankind.