Remember j-f47ac10b-58cc-4372-a567-0e02b2c3d479?
Of course not.
Bacalhau 1.8 lets you name your jobs, rerun them, version and even diff your jobs before you run them.
Bacalhau v1.8.0 is live.
We’ve made distributed computing radically more usable and radically more cost-efficient:
• 📊 Native Splunk integration: Slash logging costs by up to 80%
• 🏷️ Name-based jobs: Human-readable jobs, not UUIDs
• 🛠️ Enhanced daemon reliability for services at scale
Built for the platform engineers actually running modern infra.
Ran the #TCSLondonMarathon with a Raspberry Pi strapped to my arm 😅
Why? So @ExpansoIO could deploy @BacalhauProject — an open-source orchestrator that tracked my performance without leaking my PII🏃♂️💻
Also raised £ for Dorset Blind Association ❤️
👉 https://t.co/P0ulSz7LkV
@ExpansoIO More importantly, I was running for a cause close to my heart — the @DorsetBlind Association, which supports people with sight loss across the region. 🧡
If you'd like to chip in (or reward my wearable server experiment), you can donate here:
👉 https://t.co/P0ulSz7LkV
Kicking off the week with a full heart and smile - last week was on fire @ExpansoIO💥
CEO @aronchick took the stage @KubeCon_, sharing our vision for distributed compute.
We demoed @BacalhauProject at the @intel booth
And we won Open Source Data Platform of the Year🤯
Watching Simple Minds on @JonathanRossITV. Jim Kerr bares such a striking resemblance to Bob Mortimer, I keep expecting him to call down the 'Dove from above'
Run SQL on data without moving it? Yup. 💥
Just dropped a guide using @BacalhauProject + @duckdb to build a distributed data warehouse across the US + EU.
🔹 No data movement
🔹 Regional compliance
🔹 Anomaly detection, customer insights, & more
Read it 👉 https://t.co/dht96HJbaS
New in @BacalhauProject v1.7.1: S3 Partitioning! No more writing partition-aware code. Just clean jobs + automatic retries for failed partitions.
Partition by:
📁 Object
📆 Date
🌎 Region (Regex)
👥 Segment (Substring)
Perfect for logs, uploads, sales data + more.
🔗 https://t.co/3YUDA80RpF
🚀 Bacalhau 1.7 is here!
This release brings powerful UX improvements, better job feedback, enhanced dev tools, and key bug fixes.
Built for builders. Ready for scale. 🛠️
✨ Try it out: https://t.co/z4QDrNFn6m
Got massive datasets?
Bacalhau v1.7 helps you split, assign & process them with Partitioned Jobs.
No new SDKs. No headaches.
Just fast, fault-tolerant execution.
Try it now → (link in 🧵)
#DistributedSystems#EdgeComputing#CloudNative
Wait… what?! We just found out that we were a finalist for the 2024 @CRN Tech Innovator Awards—and no one told us! 😅
Apparently, we made it all the way to the finals… and lost to @RedHat Device Edge. Honestly? If you’re going to lose, losing to Red Hat isn’t bad company to be in.
https://t.co/ulENsy1VOA
#DeepSeekR1 has taken the world by storm - but how can you use it with your data and systems?
@seanmtracey is going to show you how to securely deploy and use @deepseek_ai's latest LLMs on any system, anywhere in under 5 minutes with the Bacalhau Project. 😎
Sign up and add it to your calendar! 📅
(link in 🧵)
We’re thrilled to announce that Expanso has been selected as a finalist for the 2025 @sxsw Pitch in the Innovative World Tech category! Excited to share how @BacalhauProject is shaping the future of distributed computing. See you in Austin on March 9! #SXSWPitch #SXSWPitchFinalist #Expanso
We wish you a wonderful festive season, and all the best for an amazing New Year! 🎄✨
As we close out another remarkable year, we’re filled with gratitude for our incredible community of innovators, partners, and customers who drive the progress we’re making together.
2024 was transformative, and we’re proud to see @BacalhauProject redefine what’s possible in distributed computing. Here’s to an exciting year ahead, creating more meaningful solutions, and breaking barriers together. 🛠️🌟
Wishing you all joy, health, and endless possibilities this New Year!
It’s day 4 of our '5 Days of Bacalhau', and today we’re diving into Node-to-Node TLS! 🔐
Security is at the heart of Bacalhau, and now, with TLS encryption between nodes, security is at the edge and everywhere in-between too.
Check out our latest blog post for all the details!
🔗https://t.co/mRwin3guSC
Day 3 of 5 Days of Bacalhau! 🎉
Today, we're showcasing how Bacalhau 1.6.0 thrives in tough environments. 🚀
✅ Self-healing networks
✅ Health monitoring
✅ Event tracking
... and even more!
Built for resilience, even when networks are unstable 😎
(link in 🧵)