Being a parent means sometimes nudging your kids in the right direction.
It also means sometimes wishing that nudge is a shove. And the direction is into a wall.
“I’ve never felt more tired and broken down nor more awake and alive. My parenting skills are both terrible and amazing."
-Neil Patrick Harris, perfectly describing parenthood for all of us
how to correctly parent:
1. dont give your kids iPads
2. dont feed them junk food
3. dont yell
4. give them iPads
5. feed them mcdonalds and ice cream
6. cry from frustration
forget rules and do the best you can, because sanity.
I remember asking my teachers when I would ever need the math they were teaching me. Not one, not a single one of them, said I would need it to teach to my son during a plague.
What do you do when the kitten is driving the older cats crazy and the boy is bored??? Backyard walks!!
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